I wouldn't make someone not use my bathroom, but I'd Lysol the hell out of it once they left. Telling someone to pee in your yard is a little over the top, imho.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Aug 20, 2020 3:45:17 pm PDT #25120 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
sj - Aug 20, 2020 3:45:18 pm PDT #25121 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I highly recommend watching the convention with a 5 year old who sticks out her tongue every time the current occupant's name is mentioned.
billytea - Aug 20, 2020 4:29:06 pm PDT #25122 of 30019
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I would recommend making that a segment at the convention.
msbelle - Aug 20, 2020 5:00:02 pm PDT #25123 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
possibly have her watch some of the RNC, video tape it and put it online and go viral!
Jessica - Aug 20, 2020 5:12:14 pm PDT #25124 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
We have food year-round AND we flush the toilet whenever we want, like goddamn ROYALTY.
Ok now you're just showing off.
(But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus, letting people use your bathroom is fine as long as they don't lick the doorknob on the way in.)
-t - Aug 20, 2020 5:20:45 pm PDT #25125 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Man, my freedom to lick doorknobs has been seriously oppressed for a long time now
sj - Aug 20, 2020 5:28:08 pm PDT #25126 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
(But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus, letting people use your bathroom is fine as long as they don't lick the doorknob on the way in.)
I have a 5 year old. I can't guarantee no one is licking doorknobs.
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2020 5:47:16 pm PDT #25127 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus
That was a big part of my there-is-no-point-to-pooping-in-the-yard discussion I had with my mom. Though the problem is my stepdad, not my mom. He's a very smart man, but he's reacting out of fear, and that's a hard thing to get past.
But I would stop licking doorknobs if it meant I didn't have to poop in the yard.
Scrappy - Aug 20, 2020 5:51:14 pm PDT #25128 of 30019
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
If you're watching the convention, tell me how Biden's speech goes. I'm too nervous to watch.
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2020 6:06:24 pm PDT #25129 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
One of my friends just texted me "Biden is [3 fire emojis]," because I'm not watching, either. So -- 3 fire emojis seems pretty good.