We have food year-round AND we flush the toilet whenever we want, like goddamn ROYALTY.
Ok now you're just showing off.
(But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus, letting people use your bathroom is fine as long as they don't lick the doorknob on the way in.)
Man, my freedom to lick doorknobs has been seriously oppressed for a long time now
(But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus, letting people use your bathroom is fine as long as they don't lick the doorknob on the way in.)
I have a 5 year old. I can't guarantee no one is licking doorknobs.
But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus
That was a big part of my there-is-no-point-to-pooping-in-the-yard discussion I had with my mom. Though the problem is my stepdad, not my mom. He's a very smart man, but he's reacting out of fear, and that's a hard thing to get past.
But I would stop licking doorknobs if it meant I didn't have to poop in the yard.
If you're watching the convention, tell me how Biden's speech goes. I'm too nervous to watch.
One of my friends just texted me "Biden is [3 fire emojis]," because I'm not watching, either. So -- 3 fire emojis seems pretty good.
Twitter seems pretty impressed.
The peeing in the bathroom wouldn't be a problem. The pooping is (possibly) a problem, because the virus has been found in feces, and the theory is that flushing can aerosolize it.
So, I wouldn't make someone pee in my yard, because what's the point. I wouldn't make someone poop in my yard, because OMG.
I would ask them to spray Lysol before and after, and to close the lid before flushing, and I'd ask them to open the window. Okay, I'd want to. I probably wouldn't.
Shut up. I'm not in Howard Hughest territory, Teppy. My nails aren't nearly long enough.
Cindy, I solemnly swear that I will never poop in your yard.