Inara: I think she looks adorable. Mal: Yeah, but I never said it.

'Shindig'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jul 06, 2020 12:03:53 pm PDT #23294 of 30019
Because books.

"Whips my chicken" is entirely new to me, and entirely charming.

I'm gonna vote for all y'all.


EpicTangent - Jul 06, 2020 12:05:05 pm PDT #23295 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I watched a few minutes of The Pelican Brief on my lunch break. A presidential advisor pointed out that something the president has done is obstruction of justice, and the president actually looked frightened. Weird, right?

Laugh to keep from crying.


EpicTangent - Jul 06, 2020 12:09:18 pm PDT #23296 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I fully support your campaign for Queen, Pix, assuming I can be a Lady-in-Waiting (and since she's waiting anyway, the Lady reads a good book or watches some TV).

Atropa, I fully support your campaign as well, but I fear that being a minion would be a bit more labor-intensive than my ideal. No offense.


Pix - Jul 06, 2020 12:17:43 pm PDT #23297 of 30019
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I don't know, Pix, are you going to interfere with my Sovereign Right to Fuck About Independently?

Mine will be a very lazy and hands-off reign.

Also, ladies and lords and non-binary nobles-in-waiting are always welcome so long as you believe in my mission statement. I'm a modern queen. I have a mission statement. It involves supporting right of all to fuck about, especially when the world has gone mad.


-t - Jul 06, 2020 12:30:12 pm PDT #23298 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

HAIL


Atropa - Jul 06, 2020 12:33:12 pm PDT #23299 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It'd be wise to get Guillermo on your side.

Nah, he just needs to recognize and fall in line.

Look, I will absolutely turn him sooner than Nandor. Guillermo is on the turn list, not the snack list.


EpicTangent - Jul 06, 2020 12:42:17 pm PDT #23300 of 30019
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

"Turn two Guillermo, the rest are food!"


Atropa - Jul 06, 2020 12:48:14 pm PDT #23301 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Tickybox, who is a fan of WWDitS, has asked if she can be my minion, as she recognizes my vampire status.

(She also ships Guillermo/Nandor. Because we raised her right.)


Jessica - Jul 06, 2020 1:10:32 pm PDT #23302 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, ladies and lords and non-binary nobles-in-waiting are always welcome so long as you believe in my mission statement. I'm a modern queen. I have a mission statement. It involves supporting right of all to fuck about, especially when the world has gone mad.

I will bend the knee, assuming I can do it from the sofa.


aurelia - Jul 06, 2020 2:30:26 pm PDT #23303 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I feel like inherent to being Vampire Witch Queen is that you just claim the position. No democracy involved whatsoever.

I will support the thesis that this holds true for any sovereign title.