I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - Mar 15, 2020 6:29:40 pm PDT #17818 of 30019
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I am now convinced my kids will be schooled remotely for the rest of the year.

Yeah, my school has said we'll take it one week at a time, but if we're supposed to avoid gatherings of over 50 people, I don't see how we can come back to school until that's over.

Lots of good thoughts going out to everyone. This just gets more and more surreal. Amy and Pix/ND, I really hope you all get through this OK.


Kate P. - Mar 15, 2020 6:32:03 pm PDT #17819 of 30019
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

And because it deserves a separate post: Congratulations, Maria! I'm so happy for you both. I wish you many happy years together.


meara - Mar 15, 2020 6:33:17 pm PDT #17820 of 30019

Oh Kate that poor woman! What a mess.

Landed but we will see on the long lines...


Pix - Mar 15, 2020 6:34:25 pm PDT #17821 of 30019
The status is NOT quo.

And because it deserves a separate post: Congratulations, Maria! I'm so happy for you both. I wish you many happy years together.

THIS!


Zenkitty - Mar 15, 2020 6:38:17 pm PDT #17822 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Congratulations, Maria! I'm so happy for you! I'm happy for him too, cause he gets you.

I'm so worried about everyone.


-t - Mar 15, 2020 6:43:20 pm PDT #17823 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Congratulations, Maria! What a good bit of news!


Consuela - Mar 15, 2020 6:44:09 pm PDT #17824 of 30019
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Congratulations, Maria! You deserve the best, and he's getting the best.


Strix - Mar 15, 2020 6:49:16 pm PDT #17825 of 30019
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm smoking in the cold cobwebby basement of my mom's house as I send her poop gifs via text as she suffers (and I truly mean that) through her colonoscopy prep and we go to a hospital tomorrow and my anxiety is sky-high right now.

It's possible I will be up all night with her. Then decontaminate before I let her touch a wheelchair at the hospital, then leaving the hospital to wait at home or in car (no fucking WAY I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room for a few hours unnecessarily) for her procedure to be done.

...this is not a routine colonoscopy, btw. I'd've cancelled that shit last week.

I can't really share my mom's poop chute miseries on SM, but I honestly would be LESS nervous if *I* was getting ACTUAL surgery tomorrow. I had to vent. She's so vulnerable.


Atropa - Mar 15, 2020 6:57:22 pm PDT #17826 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And because it deserves a separate post: Congratulations, Maria! I'm so happy for you both. I wish you many happy years together

THIS THIS THIS!


meara - Mar 15, 2020 7:10:08 pm PDT #17827 of 30019

Scary, Strix!! Good luck.

Congrats Maria!

I made it through immigration and customs lickety split! Helped a lot that I didn't check a bag. Also we landed early. I'm feeling super relieved to be home even if it's a weird hellmouth out there. Also glad I'm not struggling in at midnight or something, since I have to work tomorrow.

I don't really understand all the people who seem to think "work from home" means "watch Netflix and cook"? I mean, yes, also not going out and not commuting. But still?!?