Also, I can kill you with my brain.

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Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Mar 15, 2020 6:49:16 pm PDT #17825 of 30019
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm smoking in the cold cobwebby basement of my mom's house as I send her poop gifs via text as she suffers (and I truly mean that) through her colonoscopy prep and we go to a hospital tomorrow and my anxiety is sky-high right now.

It's possible I will be up all night with her. Then decontaminate before I let her touch a wheelchair at the hospital, then leaving the hospital to wait at home or in car (no fucking WAY I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room for a few hours unnecessarily) for her procedure to be done.

...this is not a routine colonoscopy, btw. I'd've cancelled that shit last week.

I can't really share my mom's poop chute miseries on SM, but I honestly would be LESS nervous if *I* was getting ACTUAL surgery tomorrow. I had to vent. She's so vulnerable.


Atropa - Mar 15, 2020 6:57:22 pm PDT #17826 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And because it deserves a separate post: Congratulations, Maria! I'm so happy for you both. I wish you many happy years together

THIS THIS THIS!


meara - Mar 15, 2020 7:10:08 pm PDT #17827 of 30019

Scary, Strix!! Good luck.

Congrats Maria!

I made it through immigration and customs lickety split! Helped a lot that I didn't check a bag. Also we landed early. I'm feeling super relieved to be home even if it's a weird hellmouth out there. Also glad I'm not struggling in at midnight or something, since I have to work tomorrow.

I don't really understand all the people who seem to think "work from home" means "watch Netflix and cook"? I mean, yes, also not going out and not commuting. But still?!?


Zenkitty - Mar 15, 2020 7:20:45 pm PDT #17828 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Procedure ~ma for your mom, Strix!


Maria - Mar 15, 2020 7:31:00 pm PDT #17829 of 30019
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks, everyone. He sends his thanks as well.

Glad you're home, meara.

Calm~ and procedure~ma to you and your mom, Strix.


aurelia - Mar 15, 2020 7:48:56 pm PDT #17830 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Glad you made it back smoothly, meara

Congrats, Maria!


NoiseDesign - Mar 15, 2020 8:11:18 pm PDT #17831 of 30019
Our wings are not tired

Yeah, it's going to be rough here. The Entertainment industry is getting clobbered financially, and the smallest companies. like mine, are the tip of the spear. It truly is the worst possible timing for much of the entertainment industry. January and February and two of the slowest months every year, so most folks and small companies deplete whatever reserves they have during those months. So the really kick in the shins is the this is hitting when the gas tank is already on empty.

Sigh.


Consuela - Mar 15, 2020 8:14:08 pm PDT #17832 of 30019
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm so sorry, ND.

My oldest brother has 4 restaurants in Chicago, and they're getting hammered as well. Switching to take-out and delivery for places that pride themselves on being homey neighborhood spots with a great beer list -- well, it's not looking good.

I consciously stayed away from the news today but it sounds like a lot of governors are making the decisions that the federal government won't or can't.


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2020 8:55:57 pm PDT #17833 of 30019
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Mom is home safe in Louisville. Sound... well, we won't know that for another 14-21 days, will we? Her flight and her terminal were both on the quiet side so hopefully her garbage immune system was not subjected to anything too taxing.

I got word from the law firm that they're shutting down as of today and I won't be able to work remotely so now I have no job at all. I have some unemployment available (thank God) but I've never lived on just that and it will run out eventually so it's pretty daunting.

Things are going to be weird for a while.


Shir - Mar 15, 2020 10:09:33 pm PDT #17834 of 30019
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Strix, procedure~ma!

Maria - that's wonderful! Congratulations!

And all - take care. So many I worry about. I wish there was something more to be done. Something that I could do.