It's been two weeks since I had the first interview at Second Company and I haven't gotten any response. Should I email them and gently inquire where we might be in the process or leave it be?

Sounds like their slowness is working in your favor right now.

Timelies all!

I'm another person who can't work from home at all. I'm also a Tier 1 employee, which means I have to come in even if we're closed. Not to mention that I work in the building with the Clinical Center(which has sectioned off an area for corona virus patients) so I guess I have to be very careful.

I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.

Title of your sextape?

A case is 12, right? I'm a giver and would totally split 12 Chris Evanses with 11 others.

I love this place; bunch of generous givers and sharers.

On the bright side, if you're a Tier One employee, they'd probably pay for your Covid testing if it becomes necessary. They need you to be healthy!

One side benefit of my job: since I'm shopping a whole lot, I'm collecting tons of the Monopoly game cards from the supermarkets and faithfully plugging them into the slots on the game board. Since I'm pretty sure the "game" is rigged so that you have to collect dozens of pieces to find rare ones, I figure that I might just have a chance in hell of getting even one of the lower-level prizes.

I thought at first you had a case of the Chris Evans.

I thought the same thing!

I did too, but I felt silly saying it. I must have forgotten where I was.

Plei is one who usually has a case of the Chris Evans.

I know more people with a case of the Chris Evens. But not the practical kind, that Jess mentions:

I Could Maybe, if I had a case of Chris Evans.

Right?

It comes in cases? I'm getting one.

Same, flea.

A case is 12, right? I'm a giver and would totally split 12 Chris Evanses with 11 others.

This feels like one of those, "I couldn't eat a whole cookie by myself" things.

I would totally take an extra Chris Evans to prevent him from going to waste.

I love us.

I am still earwormed with Joni Mitchell's "Case of You", with Chris Evans name shoved in.

Okay, if y'all have an extra Chris Evans I'll take one too.

Not to mention that I work in the building with the Clinical Center(which has sectioned off an area for corona virus patients) so I guess I have to be very careful.

Careful indeed. In my medical office visits I have been trying to not touch any of the railings and door nobs and that kind of thing. As much for the general colds and flu type stuff as anything. I should toss some hand cleaner stuff in my purse. They have it everywhere in the offices, although more a fan of the soap and water than chemical stuff.