These poppers are not for sale at Chili's.
rotflmao at your pain
I've never been brave enough to try to cook with hot peppers. I know myself; I'd rub my eye or something.
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2019 9:36:13 am PDT #12629 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2019 9:42:02 am PDT #12630 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph, I don't know which one to hope for: that your dad is tripping the light fantastic hopped up on goofballs, or that there really is a friendly capybara in his box spring.
Hallucinatory ROUS ~ma to your dad.
Steph L. - Oct 24, 2019 9:43:58 am PDT #12631 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Steph, I don't know which one to hope for: that your dad is tripping the light fantastic hopped up on goofballs
It HAS to be this, because I can't fathom just being fine with a critter in your box spring for 3 or 4 minutes, let alone 3 or 4 months. Holy shit, man.
Although a friendly capybara might be nice.
-t - Oct 24, 2019 9:50:01 am PDT #12632 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
SNAIL ACQUIRED!!! I do not have photographioc evidence because he(she? ze?) immediately disappeared behind the plant as soon as I got it in the water. I'm hoping it will be visible at some point.
Also got my flu shot, no waiting. And a burrito, very little waiting. Chipotle did not have lime slices to add to my drink, is there a lime shortage?
That is an impressive story, Hec! I feel like you should get some kind of badge or certificate of recognition for that.
I don't know what to say about your dad's possible roommate, Tep. Yikes
Steph L. - Oct 24, 2019 9:54:29 am PDT #12633 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
SNAIL ACQUIRED!!!
My week is now complete!
I don't know what to say about your dad's possible roommate, Tep. Yikes
My brother and I have just spent the last 5 minutes texting WHAT THE FUCK back and forth to each other. We decided that Dad needs an exterminator to come in and say "Sir, in my professional opinion as an exterminator...you are tripping balls HARD."
DavidS - Oct 24, 2019 9:56:01 am PDT #12634 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The dreaded jalapeno nards!
Great punk band name.
I am getting a little excited about the people coming to help, but still so nervous about the price
Your friends will help with the price. We promise.
It'll be SO incredibly relieving to clean everything out.
DavidS - Oct 24, 2019 9:57:48 am PDT #12635 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In other news: I finished a task that I was late in doing! Now it is done.
On to the other onerous tasks...
Jesse - Oct 24, 2019 10:09:52 am PDT #12636 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
YAY SNAIL!
I'm going to split the different on Steph's dad and suggest maybe there is a chipmunk in the walls or attic or something, but the goofballs are confusing the issue.
Steph L. - Oct 24, 2019 10:17:49 am PDT #12637 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm going to split the different on Steph's dad and suggest maybe there is a chipmunk in the walls or attic or something, but the goofballs are confusing the issue.
I can live with that outcome as well. Still needs an exterminator, but not as WHAT THE FUCK of a scenario as a chupacabra being in his box spring for 3-4 months.
-t - Oct 24, 2019 10:19:39 am PDT #12638 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
We decided that Dad needs an exterminator to come in and say "Sir, in my professional opinion as an exterminator...you are tripping balls HARD."
Do not hire Dale Gribble.