River ,'Safe'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph, I don't know which one to hope for: that your dad is tripping the light fantastic hopped up on goofballs
It HAS to be this, because I can't fathom just being fine with a critter in your box spring for 3 or 4 minutes, let alone 3 or 4 months. Holy shit, man.
Although a friendly capybara might be nice.
SNAIL ACQUIRED!!! I do not have photographioc evidence because he(she? ze?) immediately disappeared behind the plant as soon as I got it in the water. I'm hoping it will be visible at some point.
Also got my flu shot, no waiting. And a burrito, very little waiting. Chipotle did not have lime slices to add to my drink, is there a lime shortage?
That is an impressive story, Hec! I feel like you should get some kind of badge or certificate of recognition for that.
I don't know what to say about your dad's possible roommate, Tep. Yikes
SNAIL ACQUIRED!!!
My week is now complete!
I don't know what to say about your dad's possible roommate, Tep. Yikes
My brother and I have just spent the last 5 minutes texting WHAT THE FUCK back and forth to each other. We decided that Dad needs an exterminator to come in and say "Sir, in my professional opinion as an exterminator...you are tripping balls HARD."
The dreaded jalapeno nards!
Great punk band name.
I am getting a little excited about the people coming to help, but still so nervous about the price
Your friends will help with the price. We promise.
It'll be SO incredibly relieving to clean everything out.
In other news: I finished a task that I was late in doing! Now it is done.
On to the other onerous tasks...
YAY SNAIL!
I'm going to split the different on Steph's dad and suggest maybe there is a chipmunk in the walls or attic or something, but the goofballs are confusing the issue.
I'm going to split the different on Steph's dad and suggest maybe there is a chipmunk in the walls or attic or something, but the goofballs are confusing the issue.
I can live with that outcome as well. Still needs an exterminator, but not as WHAT THE FUCK of a scenario as a chupacabra being in his box spring for 3-4 months.
We decided that Dad needs an exterminator to come in and say "Sir, in my professional opinion as an exterminator...you are tripping balls HARD."
Do not hire Dale Gribble.
Bahahahaha!
Did I miss why you needed a snail?
That's some spicy balls, David. 🌶
Sophia, I'm also willing to help. Could your friend come over and take out trash bags?