Saying "the way you wear your hair is why the stylist couldn't cut it right" is utter bullshirt. The way you wear your hair is their JOB. My mother was a hairstylist and I can hear her getting up out of her grave right now to go give Great Clips a good talking-to. Usually when she's mad she just appears in spirit but this deserves the full zombie.
Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.
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Zenkitty - Oct 19, 2019 7:00:42 am PDT #12415 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2019 7:04:13 am PDT #12416 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think zombie mom could do a better job cutting skye's hair.
amych - Oct 19, 2019 7:32:58 am PDT #12417 of 30019
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, would make a hell of a haircut story.
askye - Oct 19, 2019 7:44:02 am PDT #12418 of 30019
Thrive to spite them
I would love to have my haircut by your Zombie Mom Zen.
I really hate getting my hair cut and at this point I would rather have a root canal. Just because it happens so infrequently and I am numb for it.
I realized many salons are sensory hell. They are bright, loud and lots of conversations going at once. Plus the way I get my hair cut is the only style I've seen and liked that I've been able to do with my hair.
There is a salon in town that doesn't charge much more than great clips I'm going to go talk them and explain my issues and see if they have a time that is less busy and if they can work with me.
Dana - Oct 19, 2019 8:02:53 am PDT #12419 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
askye, do you have a beauty college nearby? The past couple of times I've gone to one really close to my house and paid $11 for a haircut. Nothing complicated, and the second time it took like 2 hours, which is nuts, but it was still $11.
DavidS - Oct 19, 2019 8:05:05 am PDT #12420 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Come over to my house, askye. You can sit on the back porch and have a glass of wine while I cut your hair exactly as you prefer.
askye - Oct 19, 2019 8:17:26 am PDT #12421 of 30019
Thrive to spite them
I would love that David. I just a teleporter to get there from SC. I'd bring parsley for the piggies.
There is other stuff frustrating me and I just feel I've only had time to go tower and home and then do errands or chores on my days off. I requested a Sat off so we could go do something and it's raining. But Matthew took me to lunch in downtown Greenville and I also asked for Nov 2 off and the minor league hockey team here has a home game that night so I'm going to get some cheap tickets and have a date night
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2019 8:23:57 am PDT #12422 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Come over to my house, askye. You can sit on the back porch and have a glass of wine while I cut your hair exactly as you prefer.
But are you a zombie?
Katerina Bee - Oct 19, 2019 8:37:54 am PDT #12423 of 30019
Herding cats for fun
I've been wanting to crop my locks for awhile, but now that I know about zombie hairdressing, nothing else will satisfy.
Atropa - Oct 19, 2019 10:38:56 am PDT #12424 of 30019
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
askye, do you have a beauty college nearby? The past couple of times I've gone to one really close to my house and paid $11 for a haircut. Nothing complicated, and the second time it took like 2 hours, which is nuts, but it was still $11.
I second this advice. There used to be a beauty school in our neighborhood, and I would occasionally go there to get my hair dyed when I didn't want to deal with contorting my arms to evenly apply the color at the back of my head.