I would love that David. I just a teleporter to get there from SC. I'd bring parsley for the piggies.

There is other stuff frustrating me and I just feel I've only had time to go tower and home and then do errands or chores on my days off. I requested a Sat off so we could go do something and it's raining. But Matthew took me to lunch in downtown Greenville and I also asked for Nov 2 off and the minor league hockey team here has a home game that night so I'm going to get some cheap tickets and have a date night

Come over to my house, askye. You can sit on the back porch and have a glass of wine while I cut your hair exactly as you prefer.

But are you a zombie?

I've been wanting to crop my locks for awhile, but now that I know about zombie hairdressing, nothing else will satisfy.

askye, do you have a beauty college nearby? The past couple of times I've gone to one really close to my house and paid $11 for a haircut. Nothing complicated, and the second time it took like 2 hours, which is nuts, but it was still $11.

I second this advice. There used to be a beauty school in our neighborhood, and I would occasionally go there to get my hair dyed when I didn't want to deal with contorting my arms to evenly apply the color at the back of my head.

But are you a zombie?

I am not a zombie myself, but I do serve the local zombie community.

They don't mind if they lose a little ear when I'm trimming.

I went to someone new at my usual place who said something similar, suggesting that it was my cowlick's fault that she couldn't get the back right. (I'm 52. People have managed to cope with that cowlick for decades now.) Next week's appointment is definitely not with her.

I'm wondering whether going to an actual barbershop might be a better choice?

Timelies all!

Mr. S would not go to sleep until well past his bedtime, and then woke up early and was acting out all morning. The afternoon was a little better, as we went to a Pumpkin Festival at a local orchard where he could run around, climb on stuff and play on a bounce pad.(Basically a bounce house base.)

Katie, do you still have your ponytail? You have the most gorgeous hair! (I've always been a little jealous) Mine has finally--finally! started to fade to grey a little. I'm ready to strip it to white, ITYW. But how trite would dark roots be?

I'm ready to strip it to white, ITYW.

EM decided to do this and it was a big mistake. If your hair is still holding on to color it will be loath to let it go, and you'll have to double strip your hair to get it to white. At which point it will be fried.