Kat, you have a FB message.
'Touched'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I had to nope out of social media for large patches of today. I self-medicated with a small binge of What To Buy With A View on Netflix, a hot bath with tons of Epsom salts.
With my hot flashes so bad still (forever?!?), I have discovered I need to soak a hand towel in cold water and put it on my head in order to soak in water hot enough to tenderize my neck and shoulders. I'm sure the Romans did this, but I did for the first time tonight and it made a HUGE difference in pleasure. FYI.
Today, we have a smoke detector beeping because of low batteries. We don't have a ladder tall enough to reach it. No idea how this is going to work out.
Oh no, Dana. Here's some safe-effective-ideas-ma.
In other fire news, a Fresno man, who was house-sitting for his parents, decided to blow-torch some bl*ck w*d*w jillifonts.
It did not end well.
(Kudos to writer Alex Horton, who wrote the above with style.)
Today, we have a smoke detector beeping because of low batteries. We don't have a ladder tall enough to reach it. No idea how this is going to work out.
If you have a sporting goods store nearby, you could buy an assault rifle. They are pretty effective at silencing electronics.
I said "safe-effective-ideas-ma," Gud.
Bang on it with a broom handle?
Pretty sure we have to switch out the battery. I need an extendable robot arm.
This is 2018, surely you can get an extendable robot arm delivered by drone.
Maybe I just need a drone.