Today, we have a smoke detector beeping because of low batteries. We don't have a ladder tall enough to reach it. No idea how this is going to work out.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Oct 26, 2018 4:53:14 am PDT #1163 of 30019
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Topic!Cindy - Oct 26, 2018 5:10:16 am PDT #1164 of 30019
What is even happening?
Oh no, Dana. Here's some safe-effective-ideas-ma.
In other fire news, a Fresno man, who was house-sitting for his parents, decided to blow-torch some bl*ck w*d*w jillifonts.
It did not end well.
(Kudos to writer Alex Horton, who wrote the above with style.)
Gudanov - Oct 26, 2018 5:14:19 am PDT #1165 of 30019
Coding and Sleeping
Today, we have a smoke detector beeping because of low batteries. We don't have a ladder tall enough to reach it. No idea how this is going to work out.
If you have a sporting goods store nearby, you could buy an assault rifle. They are pretty effective at silencing electronics.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 26, 2018 5:30:36 am PDT #1166 of 30019
What is even happening?
I said "safe-effective-ideas-ma," Gud.
Jessica - Oct 26, 2018 5:46:22 am PDT #1167 of 30019
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Bang on it with a broom handle?
Dana - Oct 26, 2018 5:59:49 am PDT #1168 of 30019
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Pretty sure we have to switch out the battery. I need an extendable robot arm.
-t - Oct 26, 2018 6:04:40 am PDT #1169 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
This is 2018, surely you can get an extendable robot arm delivered by drone.
Dana - Oct 26, 2018 6:06:32 am PDT #1170 of 30019
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Maybe I just need a drone.
Jesse - Oct 26, 2018 6:09:32 am PDT #1171 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's Halloween at work today, which is our favorite day. The ringleader in my area is surprised that people are reacting so politically to our theme, The Handmaid's Tale. Which is hilarious to me.
Blessed be the fruit.
Tom Scola - Oct 26, 2018 6:11:36 am PDT #1172 of 30019
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
DOJ has a man from Florida in custody for the bombings.
EDIT: Now they're saying he's arrested.