On the lighter side, Chuck Tingle is being current and topical with Pounded In The Wallet And The Butt By The Failed Fyber Music Festival.
That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - May 10, 2017 12:54:28 pm PDT #89 of 8184
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Connie Neil - May 10, 2017 3:55:23 pm PDT #90 of 8184
brillig
Happy 50th - watch out colon.
I have yet to get mine. The problem is that I need to have someone with me, and my wingman is gone, and the people I would ask don't have the lenient I Need To Take A Day Off policies I have.
lisah - May 10, 2017 4:39:49 pm PDT #91 of 8184
Punishingly Intricate
Yikes, Zen!!! That's great your sister can join you. Swift healing!
Beverly - May 10, 2017 4:46:25 pm PDT #92 of 8184
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I had my first 'scopy early this year. In fact, she ordered what the nurses referred to as a "spinner", which made me laugh, in spite of the circumstances. They admitted me for the afternoon and had an anesthetist, and I went to sleep and woke up and as far as I was concerned it was a *lovely* nap. No difficulties at all recovering. But the two weeks before were complicated by a gluten-rich diet. I don't eat that many carbs, like, ever. Oy. And the 36 hours before the procedure are best forgotten.
Yay for good Suzi health news.
And much ~ma for Daniel's mom.
askye - May 10, 2017 6:50:16 pm PDT #93 of 8184
Thrive to spite them
I have no idea what I'm going to do when it comes time for a colonoscopy. It seems too much like a catheter/cystsocopy thing (I know they sedate you for the colonoscopy but Mom has become aware during 2 of hers) and also I am not sure I can drink that stuff you are supposed to . Well I'm pretty sure I can make myself drink it not sure I can keep it down.
I've been wearing my nightguard regularly and it helps! But it makes me more aware of my front tooth, the root is shorter than the other roots and I don't know if it's more exposed or something but it's more sensitive. The dentist keeps telling me my gums are okay but they don't feel ok. But there's not much I can do at this point except brush and floss. I just have to wear the nightguard until the other mouth sensory issues are too much, then stop wearing it until the mouth sensory issues are gone and then repeat
Zenkitty - May 10, 2017 10:06:02 pm PDT #94 of 8184
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
So this whole adventure I've been on my period and! they're giving me bloodthinners. There is no dignity in a hospital.
smonster - May 11, 2017 3:37:47 am PDT #95 of 8184
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ooo! Are there fancy Icelandic feminine hygiene products?
And how are you feeling? When does your sister get there?
Dana - May 11, 2017 3:59:15 am PDT #96 of 8184
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Sorry, Zen. In those situations, I try to comfort myself with the knowledge that the doctors or nurses have always seen worse.
There's also no dignity involved with a steroid shot aimed right around your tailbone.
Laura - May 11, 2017 4:06:41 am PDT #97 of 8184
Our wings are not tired.
When I delivered Brendon I was annoyed with the gown and took it off and stayed naked. My mom just shrugged and said there was no dignity in a hospital and I might as well get comfy.
Really glad that your sister is able to come and help you out, Zen. Who knew you were going to create so many memories this vacation? I hope the trip home is well medicated so you are able to be comfortable.
EpicTangent - May 11, 2017 6:29:12 am PDT #98 of 8184
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Oh, Poor Zen! That's totally adding insult to injury! Well, at least you know you won't have to mess with it when you're hobbling at home without nurses to help?
Really glad that your sister is able to come and help you out, Zen. Who knew you were going to create so many memories this vacation? I hope the trip home is well medicated so you are able to be comfortable.
Also, everything that Laura said.