Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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erikaj - Nov 18, 2025 2:13:30 pm PST #8274 of 8275
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I feel weird about how often I have always survived people. Sometimes it feels like on "Rescue Me", how Tommy the asshole survived better guys-- not that I carry on like Tommy, obviously--part of me wishes.


erikaj - Dec 09, 2025 2:24:28 pm PST #8275 of 8275
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

For a moment today, thought my new haircut was a bit like "Section 504 Comes To Parris Island" short, but now I think it's growing on me.


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