Spike: Taking up smoking, are you? Harmony: I am a villain, Spike. Hello!

Spike/Harm ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 03, 2017 11:24:05 am PDT #824 of 8185
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I am totally confused, but pretty glad that I am, because it sounds fairly shitty.


P.M. Marc - Jul 03, 2017 11:36:05 am PDT #825 of 8185
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, smonster, though it feels like the worst of it's over and people are starting to listen to each other.


Jessica - Jul 03, 2017 12:43:20 pm PDT #826 of 8185
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Well yes, but are we therefore marginalized?

OMG you're right. Damnit, I forgot to be outraged! Is it too late to throw a tantrum?


amych - Jul 03, 2017 12:47:06 pm PDT #827 of 8185
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The rules say you'd have to flounce, and we like you too much here. So sorry, no tantrums.


Jessica - Jul 03, 2017 12:49:19 pm PDT #828 of 8185
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

UGH, FINE.


Jessica - Jul 03, 2017 12:49:39 pm PDT #829 of 8185
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

t smooch


Maria - Jul 03, 2017 1:07:36 pm PDT #830 of 8185
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

smonster, you won't be surprised at one of the worst offenders. She still hasn't learned. This woman invented doubling down.

Laura, I laughed too. It was sorely needed.


Hil R. - Jul 03, 2017 1:43:37 pm PDT #831 of 8185
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Huh. Things I didn't expect to happen today: I got asked to be on the Community Advisory Council for a center for people with disabilities. Seems like the center does all kinds of different stuff -- advocacy, research, job training, lots of other things -- and the CAC is a group of disabled people and family members and other people who have meetings four times a year to discuss what the center is doing and what else it could/should be doing. The person who runs it has seen me posting disability rights things in local political groups, and things that this CAC could use more political advocacy. (I'm looking through their webpage, and seeing a couple things that are making me say, "Um, wait a second," but I'll see what it's like.)


Hil R. - Jul 03, 2017 2:14:44 pm PDT #832 of 8185
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I also joined the new (as in, founded two weeks ago) Ohio chapter of ADAPT, and I'd like to go to some of their protests, but the guy in charge has been going through this endless string of, "OK, I'm going to need anyone who can make it in Cincinnati on Tuesday." "New plan: Columbus on Friday." "Cancel that: we're taking a multi-pronged approach, Cincinnati on Monday, Cleveland on Wednesday, and Lexington on Friday." "Cancel everything else! Everybody in Columbus on Wednesday!" Like, dude. We need actual plans here.


billytea - Jul 03, 2017 3:11:55 pm PDT #833 of 8185
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wow, he's really taking that name to heart.