Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kate P. - Jan 15, 2025 5:21:32 pm PST #8203 of 8216
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

sj, our kids would get along so well! Beetlejuice was one of their obsessions this past year (they both dressed as Beetlejuice for Halloween), and now they're both super into My Chemical Romance. Rose (age 12) begged me to take her to Hot Topic just this past weekend and spent $100 of her own money on MCR merch, and then dyed her hair black.


-t - Jan 15, 2025 6:30:12 pm PST #8204 of 8216
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Awwww, my heart


sj - Jan 16, 2025 6:38:08 am PST #8205 of 8216
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Kate, I bet they would! I wish we lived closer!


brenda m - Jan 17, 2025 7:07:37 am PST #8206 of 8216
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Raising those babies right. I’m so impressed with our buffista sprog.


Laura - Jan 18, 2025 8:16:36 am PST #8207 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

Buffistas: TNG - the best of us.


Atropa - Jan 18, 2025 3:40:36 pm PST #8208 of 8216
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

sj, our kids would get along so well! Beetlejuice was one of their obsessions this past year (they both dressed as Beetlejuice for Halloween), and now they're both super into My Chemical Romance. Rose (age 12) begged me to take her to Hot Topic just this past weekend and spent $100 of her own money on MCR merch, and then dyed her hair black.

Oh my heart. Good children!


DebetEsse - Jan 31, 2025 3:44:37 pm PST #8209 of 8216
Woe to the fucking wicked.

So, I'm performing a wedding tomorrow. This will be a surprise for all but 3 of us, including everyone in my household. And I need to come up with a "Do you take" that doesn't feel too traditionally religious


Laura - Jan 31, 2025 4:12:15 pm PST #8210 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

I first read that as 'I'm performing at a wedding', which is a whole other vibe. Have fun and let us know how much fun it was!


Karl - Jan 31, 2025 8:45:27 pm PST #8211 of 8216
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

For what it's worth, I like "do you choose ..." in place of "do you take ..." -- but I'm sure that whatever you come up with will be lovely.


DebetEsse - Feb 02, 2025 1:07:06 pm PST #8212 of 8216
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I did use "do you take", but since husband/wife is complicated when one person is NB, I used "honored, beloved (name)"