All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Apr 30, 2023 6:45:31 pm PDT #7820 of 8178
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Snuggly is good.

Except it's decided not to be regular at all and from the PMS symptoms I'm dealing with it's either going to start very soon or not until we are in Florida and that will suck

My period always shows up for the Daytona 500 when I am there. Super frustrating as a race weekend is not the funnest place to be bleeding and having accompanying digestive issues. It's also where I started (and first suspected) perimenopause in 2011. My period, apparently a huge race fan. After menopause, I should go back out of freaking spite.


Karl - May 01, 2023 9:35:57 am PDT #7821 of 8178
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

streaks through the thread singing

o/~ First of May, First of May / outdoor shagging starts today o/~


Laura - May 01, 2023 9:52:04 am PDT #7822 of 8178
Our wings are not tired.

Woot!


erikaj - May 01, 2023 10:39:08 am PDT #7823 of 8178
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

It's gonna be a hundred degrees here, today, Karl. I...think not. Not enough sunscreen on earth. But I think there's going to be one last reprieve, temperature-wise, in a week or so. I think I could live that much of a lie(Well, in addition to the other one that anyone that's not here cares one whit for my preferences in...outdoor wooing,which history suggests is something of a polite fiction on someone's part.{cleans imaginary glasses}


Toddson - May 01, 2023 12:18:55 pm PDT #7824 of 8178
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or, if you feel like singing about it


Karl - May 01, 2023 12:26:05 pm PDT #7825 of 8178
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Someone is clearly getting into the Spirit of the Season: [link]


Toddson - May 01, 2023 1:42:00 pm PDT #7826 of 8178
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I used to get tickets to concerts in the Kennedy Center's Concert Hall, in the obstructed view section (way at the top at one end of the row) and there was a couple who'd be there every week making out.


erikaj - May 01, 2023 3:09:35 pm PDT #7827 of 8178
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I'd have what she's having. I'm torn about the sound effects, though...have sort of found it a strike against me that, well, privacy has always been at something of a premium and/or maybe I've never had anything good enough not to be thinking of...whoever who's down the hall.(Both could be true...surely nobody here is surprised I'm erotically remedial, right? Although I used to think I did a better job distracting from it.) Sometimes people have wanted, well, not quite commentary, but...and life has taught me to be quick and quiet. (Of course, if that happened at a concert, I could probably make everyone apologize to me because of, you know, involuntary movements and such.)


erikaj - May 01, 2023 3:12:33 pm PDT #7828 of 8178
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Although I feel like I have to say that, though I love the theater...I don't think I love it carnally.


erikaj - May 17, 2023 10:38:30 am PDT #7829 of 8178
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I wish my relationships with other disabled people(mostly the women, but I've heard about Letting The Side Down from men, too, on occasion, in one case at a time when a lady doesn't want career advice) could be less competitive. I'm proud of myself for not giving in and trying to find things to rub their faces in, too, and not just because things are feeling slow right now.