Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Oct 06, 2021 5:27:44 pm PDT #7666 of 8185
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

the dog thought they were playing.

Looked like a play bow to puppers. Game on.

Did someone say something about CBD oil for hot flashes?

They blow. I'm more of a combo approach girl. CBD good, plus the other parts is better. Although I have gone a couple of days without my scalp and hair being drenched on my way to work. It's the little things.


sumi - Oct 07, 2021 8:05:53 am PDT #7667 of 8185
Art Crawl!!!

My cats used to lie on me when I was trying to do yoga!


Steph L. - Oct 07, 2021 8:10:14 am PDT #7668 of 8185
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

When I was lying flat on my back in Corpse Pose, the cat Slinky would lie behind my head and chew on my hair.


sumi - Oct 07, 2021 8:19:44 am PDT #7669 of 8185
Art Crawl!!!

I hesitate to guess what Murderbiscuit might do.

My cat Tanuki would lie on my back purring to take a nap.


DavidS - Oct 07, 2021 8:42:07 am PDT #7670 of 8185
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My cat Tanuki would lie on my back purring to take a nap.

There was a funny picture circling the internet of cops having apprehended a guy on his motorcycle. They had him handcuffed and facedown on the ground and some cat promptly crawled onto his back, using the perp as a belly warmer.


Steph L. - Oct 07, 2021 9:05:41 am PDT #7671 of 8185
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I hesitate to guess what Murderbiscuit might do.

Tim does about 30 minutes of PT exercises a night these days (adult-onset scoliosis caused by bone degeneration is no picnic), all of which he does while lying on the floor, and Murderbiscuit just gazes disdainfully at him from his perch on the arm of the chair.

So I feel like I'd be safe if I did yoga, but it's entirely possible that Murderbiscuit allows Tim to do his PT exercises in peace because Tim is The Most Favored Human, but if I tried yoga, he'd unleash Murderbiscuit-y wrath.


askye - Oct 11, 2021 10:30:56 am PDT #7672 of 8185
Thrive to spite them

I need to vent about work. I would talk to M about this but he gets like outraged at the wrong stuff and I just need...I don't know.

Work sucks. It often feels like we don't have a store manage because we rarely see him on the floor. And if he walks by he doesn't really acknowledge anyone. The reat of the management team is stressed out by the expectations. We also have new people. So many new people so they are slow. Which is understandable but a lot of them don't ask for help and are taking too long. And even though omni sales out performs in store sales we can't get support from most of the management team.

We need a team manager.

We need a store manager that will actually do things. Our old manager wasn't perfect but he would come out and help or move people around .

And no one really understands the shit show that is going to start in a week or 2 when orders really ramp up.

Communication sucks at the store and we keep hearing conflicting things and there is no way to keep everyone in contact with what is going on.

M and I go to Florida on Friday and I am so damn ready.


Laura - Oct 11, 2021 10:46:10 am PDT #7673 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Are there any potential other job opportunities nearby, askye? It doesn't sound like things are going to improve.


-t - Oct 11, 2021 10:53:55 am PDT #7674 of 8185
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry, askye. I'm glad you have a vacation planned.


sumi - Oct 11, 2021 11:09:32 am PDT #7675 of 8185
Art Crawl!!!

askye - what a mess. Ineffective managers are the worst. I’m glad you have a vacation planned!