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EpicTangent - Apr 14, 2021 11:37:14 am PDT #7585 of 8106
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Tarpon Springs is north of Tampa on the other coast, so like 4-1/2 hours away.

So, you're more of a northern asset, then. Noted!


JenP - Apr 14, 2021 12:32:44 pm PDT #7586 of 8106

The Baltimore/VA/DC area is full of us, too, just saying.


EpicTangent - Apr 14, 2021 1:16:52 pm PDT #7587 of 8106
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

The Baltimore/VA/DC area is full of us, too, just saying.

Already on the list, but I'm pleased to get the nomination!


juliana - Apr 14, 2021 3:00:27 pm PDT #7588 of 8106
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, gosh. M's mom lives 3 1/3 hours away from Niagara, but it would be great to go see her. I'll see if we have any flexibility around then (probably not, though, what with me being out of work for a full year). (Also nearish there - Stratford! Just as picturesque as Slings & Arrows made it out to be.)

However, Epic, if you decide that Canada is a non-starter (I know Ontario has had... issues... around lockdown, and NF is heckin' touristy and therefore super crowded), we'd be happy to have you up here in SF!


brenda m - Apr 14, 2021 3:40:59 pm PDT #7589 of 8106
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Canada is not letting Americans in for casual travel I’m sorry to say. Maybe by June that will change.


EpicTangent - Apr 14, 2021 4:01:22 pm PDT #7590 of 8106
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Urgh. Thanks for the info, Brenda. There's always the NY side...I hear it's not as nice, but in a pinch...


Laura - Apr 14, 2021 4:33:46 pm PDT #7591 of 8106
Our wings are not tired.

My Canadian next door neighbors are staying here in Florida indefinitely rather than planning a return home for summer because pretty much everything is still closed for them at home.


EpicTangent - Apr 14, 2021 4:37:39 pm PDT #7592 of 8106
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Oh, as usual, dear.

Does anyone have any experience of the US side of the falls? Other than my friends in PA choosing to take me to the Canadian side instead and, uh, Wonderfalls, I know nothing about it.


brenda m - Apr 14, 2021 5:26:02 pm PDT #7593 of 8106
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If the boat trips are running, (and you’d definitely want to do them if you can) then it could still be worth a visit.

Here’s a comparison that might be helpful. [link]

But for coming a long distance it seems like waiting might be just as well.


EpicTangent - Apr 14, 2021 7:55:27 pm PDT #7594 of 8106
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Very cool. Thanks, Brenda!