Everything the light touches is Murderbiscuit's kingdom.
The rest is the domain of the Vashta Nerada.
A little off the topic of sex toys, though I suppose there might be a market for one that periodically calls out, "Hey! Who turned out the lights?".
And people thought child-proofing their homes was difficult.
New frontiers in science? A study on sex and reproduction in space. It's SCIENCE, I tell you!
Weird question... has anyone ever had regurgitation burn your mouth? I'm talking about too-hot lasagne, cheese on the roof of your mouth kind of burn.
Weird question... has anyone ever had regurgitation burn your mouth? I'm talking about too-hot lasagne, cheese on the roof of your mouth kind of burn.
I haven't, but I can imagine the esophagus deciding "That's too hot!" and kicking it back up into your mouth and burning the palate.
Also, don't drink the fondue directly.
I'm actually wondering if ibuprofen could cause a chemical burn after a couple hours in the stomach. (The too-hot lasagna was an example of the type of burn, not the actual conditions in this instance.)
I have had acid reflux burn my throat and into my mouth. Thankfully not the roof of my mouth, but it can be pretty bad. When it really hits me it also goes scorched earth on my lungs, which is really miserable.
Yes, I've had acid reflux do that.
Ugh. Well that's lovely new element added to my migraine experience.
I'm so sorry, I wouldn't wish my acid reflux on anyone.