SINCE this is Spike's Bitches, it seems the appropriate place to post this.
Bwah!
"He was dead chuffed with himself..."
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Oct 08, 2020 6:06:44 am PDT #7174 of 8208
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Toddson - Oct 08, 2020 8:03:35 am PDT #7175 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I have to wonder how it got in the park.
Cass - Oct 08, 2020 3:09:18 pm PDT #7176 of 8208
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
That is a mystery.
Dogs like the texture and it's NOTASEXTOY but a play toy shaped that appeals to dogs. Or so my dog told me. A strict drawer policy has been enacted.
meara - Oct 08, 2020 5:42:23 pm PDT #7177 of 8208
LOL. I feel like that ties in with me having become WAY less messy now because of the dog. I mean, not that I was hideously messy before, but I'd end up with stuff on the coffee table or clothes on my floor or whatever. And now that the dog would totally get into whatever is in reach, I can't. (Though I definitely fear as he's getting bigger and "in reach" is a much broader category!) So far all the "this is not for dogs!" things have been like, paper and pens and remote controls and clothes and towels and and and
Steph L. - Oct 08, 2020 5:52:21 pm PDT #7178 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
"this is not for dogs!"
Everything the light touches is Murderbiscuit's kingdom.
billytea - Oct 08, 2020 7:15:53 pm PDT #7179 of 8208
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Everything the light touches is Murderbiscuit's kingdom.
The rest is the domain of the Vashta Nerada.
A little off the topic of sex toys, though I suppose there might be a market for one that periodically calls out, "Hey! Who turned out the lights?".
Toddson - Oct 09, 2020 4:01:24 am PDT #7180 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And people thought child-proofing their homes was difficult.
Toddson - Oct 16, 2020 6:25:15 am PDT #7181 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
New frontiers in science? A study on sex and reproduction in space. It's SCIENCE, I tell you!
aurelia - Oct 24, 2020 6:10:46 pm PDT #7182 of 8208
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Weird question... has anyone ever had regurgitation burn your mouth? I'm talking about too-hot lasagne, cheese on the roof of your mouth kind of burn.
DavidS - Oct 24, 2020 6:39:02 pm PDT #7183 of 8208
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Weird question... has anyone ever had regurgitation burn your mouth? I'm talking about too-hot lasagne, cheese on the roof of your mouth kind of burn.
I haven't, but I can imagine the esophagus deciding "That's too hot!" and kicking it back up into your mouth and burning the palate.
Also, don't drink the fondue directly.