Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Apr 28, 2020 8:15:23 am PDT #6960 of 8208
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

{furiously taking notes on all hair info}


Toddson - Apr 28, 2020 9:11:27 am PDT #6961 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I decided to let my hair color grow out ... I picked the perfect time, since I only go out in a mask and see very few people. My co-workers, in our weekly Zoom meeting, don't look much better (except for one, darn her).


DavidS - Apr 28, 2020 10:44:26 am PDT #6962 of 8208
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I decided to let my hair color grow out ... I picked the perfect time

That's the ticket! Get a little pixie when the roots get to an inch or two and you're off to the races.


Toddson - Apr 28, 2020 11:18:03 am PDT #6963 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Sure ... soon as the salon opens ... with luck, May 15. And I'm not about to try cutting my own hair.

Saw a picture of what we'll all look like when the salons open - illustrated with a picture of Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2020 11:22:19 am PDT #6964 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Saw a picture of what we'll all look like when the salons open - illustrated with a picture of Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

Tim gets his long hippie locks trimmed every 3-4 months, so he might be the only person to make it out of quarantine with more or less acceptable hair. But as soon as salons reopen (*and* I feel safe getting my hair cut), I am giving my stylist a ginormous tip.


Toddson - Apr 28, 2020 11:31:36 am PDT #6965 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes, I tipped her a good deal more than usual at my last haircut ... and will do as well if not better when they open up.


askye - Apr 28, 2020 12:05:31 pm PDT #6966 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

My hair is finally growing out because stylists aren't "trimming" it too much after I say I'm trying to grow it out.


JZ - Apr 28, 2020 5:42:00 pm PDT #6967 of 8208
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Speaking of Bitchly advice and recommendations, have any Bitches tried any of those online find-your-perfect-bra websites? Between taking up running again and then stupidly becoming COVID-19 positive and running a fever for almost two weeks, I've shifted at least a cup and a band size in the last few months, and all of the bras I'd invested in last summer (mostly Waocoal, because ita always swore by them and if ita swore by something that's good enough for me) are now malaligned and tragic.

Equally tragically, my mammary architecture is such that ever since about two weeks after I developed at all I've always required solid structural support no matter how wee my bust is. But obviously I can't now go in anywhere and be measured by a professional or try out a range of cups and bands and brands and figure out what combination works best. It's online or nothing.

So, Bitches, where do I go online? And if anyone not only has an online place but gets a credit for referring someone who actually places an order, please let me do you a solid!


-t - Apr 28, 2020 5:47:15 pm PDT #6968 of 8208
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've done pretty well with Linda's [link] I think it was recced to me here, in fact


JZ - Apr 28, 2020 5:49:17 pm PDT #6969 of 8208
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks, -t! The state of my bosom is increasingly dire and I need all the guidance I can get.