The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Apr 28, 2020 12:05:31 pm PDT #6966 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

My hair is finally growing out because stylists aren't "trimming" it too much after I say I'm trying to grow it out.


JZ - Apr 28, 2020 5:42:00 pm PDT #6967 of 8208
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Speaking of Bitchly advice and recommendations, have any Bitches tried any of those online find-your-perfect-bra websites? Between taking up running again and then stupidly becoming COVID-19 positive and running a fever for almost two weeks, I've shifted at least a cup and a band size in the last few months, and all of the bras I'd invested in last summer (mostly Waocoal, because ita always swore by them and if ita swore by something that's good enough for me) are now malaligned and tragic.

Equally tragically, my mammary architecture is such that ever since about two weeks after I developed at all I've always required solid structural support no matter how wee my bust is. But obviously I can't now go in anywhere and be measured by a professional or try out a range of cups and bands and brands and figure out what combination works best. It's online or nothing.

So, Bitches, where do I go online? And if anyone not only has an online place but gets a credit for referring someone who actually places an order, please let me do you a solid!


-t - Apr 28, 2020 5:47:15 pm PDT #6968 of 8208
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've done pretty well with Linda's [link] I think it was recced to me here, in fact


JZ - Apr 28, 2020 5:49:17 pm PDT #6969 of 8208
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thanks, -t! The state of my bosom is increasingly dire and I need all the guidance I can get.


juliana - Apr 28, 2020 7:00:46 pm PDT #6970 of 8208
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Pre-baby, I was very happy with True & Co. I haven't tried them again, since my body just settled back down a little under a year ago, but I was very happy with the bras I did get from them.


smonster - Apr 29, 2020 7:10:32 am PDT #6971 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hi darlings. Facebook is full of cruel and/or stupid people, so I am going to curl up here in a corner. I got my tax stuff in yesterday and applied for unemployment, then stayed up until 3 am mending and watching Brit tv, so I am taking it easy today. I'm in my monkey pants pjs and planning to watch The Repair Shop on Netflix and do more mending.


Laura - Apr 29, 2020 7:28:56 am PDT #6972 of 8208
Our wings are not tired.

Virtual hugs, smonster! True, I can barely spend any time on FB anymore. Only to touch base with family for the most part. The stupid, it burns.


Toddson - Apr 29, 2020 7:35:48 am PDT #6973 of 8208
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I am not on FB, never have been ... and at this point I'm pretty much glad I'm not. There's enough stupid out on the news that I don't need any additional sources. The Buffistas are an island of sanity for me.


Katerina Bee - Apr 29, 2020 9:15:03 am PDT #6974 of 8208
Herding cats for fun

Hey smonster! Why don't you stay awhile? The island of sanity needs more of us.


smonster - Apr 29, 2020 11:21:55 am PDT #6975 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What have folks been up to today?