Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Nov 28, 2019 5:42:39 am PST #6709 of 8253
Our wings are not tired.

That sucks. I think I forgot to say this year that Buffistas seeking escape are always welcome at casa Holt. One of my guests this year is a woman and child who works with my SIL Becky knew she didn't need to ask me. More the merrier.


Amy - Nov 28, 2019 5:42:46 am PST #6710 of 8253
Because books.

I wish you were here, quester. We would love to have you.


amych - Nov 28, 2019 5:45:08 am PST #6711 of 8253
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

quester, I'm sincerely sorry your siblings are assholes who don't appreciate the awesomeness that is you. For today, stay safe, stay hydrated, stay online and talk to us if you need it, do what you need to make it a good day for YOU, and next year, fuck 'em all and go to Vegas.


Zenkitty - Nov 28, 2019 5:46:57 am PST #6712 of 8253
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

next year, fuck 'em all and go to Vegas.

Now that's a plan. Or maybe Aruba. Send them all postcards of you having fun without them.


amyth - Nov 28, 2019 6:05:36 am PST #6713 of 8253
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

So sorry quester. That truly sucks. I wholeheartedly endorse the fuck em all and go to the destination of your choice plan. They don't deserve you.


sj - Nov 28, 2019 6:23:55 am PST #6714 of 8253
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm sorry quester, you deserve a lot better than that.


askye - Nov 28, 2019 6:55:40 am PST #6715 of 8253
Thrive to spite them

Quester that really sucks. I'm sorry


quester - Nov 28, 2019 8:46:29 am PST #6716 of 8253
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Thankful for you guys and this community!


Trudy Booth - Nov 28, 2019 5:33:20 pm PST #6717 of 8253
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm so sorry that your siblings are utter fools.


Katerina Bee - Nov 28, 2019 8:13:33 pm PST #6718 of 8253
Herding cats for fun

Fools with bad manners, sez I.