You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!

Spike ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Nov 25, 2019 4:29:37 am PST #6686 of 8211
Punishingly Intricate

I would be *very* put off by someone offering "Christian" services, Dana. On the other hand, hard yes on having a dog for therapy!


Laura - Nov 25, 2019 5:22:46 am PST #6687 of 8211
Our wings are not tired.

Anytime my customers hear my dog barking in the background they always respond with jealousy that I get to work with him. When I had the store the dog was there too, but kept her in the back so people with issues didn't get the sniff treatment.


Shir - Nov 25, 2019 10:08:53 am PST #6688 of 8211
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Lovely story, Laura!

I received the sweetest email ever, and the first of now hundreds of sweet emails. They said they understood that we must be encountering some type of obstacles in the installation and they wanted to be able to help. They didn't understand tech, but if I could give them a few key words or phrases related to the holdup they would be able to pray for our wisdom and resolution to the problems.

We're switching to a new library information system tomorrow (the dread!). I'm the technical person of my department (for wrangling all things data, not for actual programming and such). Half of my department is religious people, so I've been asking them to pray because I don't and at this point I would like to.


Laura - Nov 25, 2019 11:03:21 am PST #6689 of 8211
Our wings are not tired.

I'm not into praying myself either, but hey, not going to turn it down if anyone wants to pray for me!


Toddson - Nov 25, 2019 1:28:14 pm PST #6690 of 8211
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I always feel mildly uncomfortable with public displays of religion ... probably from having been raised non-religious (I used to describe myself as a lapsed Unitarian).


Sophia Brooks - Nov 25, 2019 1:45:25 pm PST #6691 of 8211
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I feel like that too. I was raised "lapsed Catholic". There is a whole lot of baggage about religion in my family because my grandfather's psychosis and breakdown when my mom was little was a sort of religious one, where he heard the voice of God telling him what to do. And it let him to take my uncle, and drive to Long Island Sound to baptize him in the ocean. My mom had a brief religious time when she was a teen and converted to Catholicism from nothing. My grandma was Catholic, but not religious, but she kept a lot of the paraphernalia like her rosary and Missel with the Latin Mass, and wait figurines, which I have. But religion was just not something we touched.

I do in fact LOVE Mass and would probably convert for the ritual, if I didn't feel like I would be lying to say I actually believe in God. I have considered going to Unitarian services, but what I like is actually the theatre of it, and I feel Unitarians are lacking in pageantry. I also think saying the rosary would be a good anti-anxiety meditation, with the beads and the physical holding of something while repeating words.

Also, and I know I have said this before, but my grandpa was mostly fine when I knew him, and I really don't understand how you stop hearing voices without medication. He did have ECT back when it was called "shock treatment". My mom once said that he did here them, but he stopped listening except in times of utmost stress. That just seems so weird.


Dana - Nov 25, 2019 6:44:11 pm PST #6692 of 8211
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And I just figured out that I managed to stop taking my nortriptyline at some point during the ten days I was gone, which possibly explains the drastic vertigo, increased anxiety, problems sleeping, and so forth. Fucking genius move on my part.


Shir - Nov 26, 2019 3:12:25 am PST #6693 of 8211
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh Dana. I'm sorry.

And in other note, a funny story. After three nights in a row where I got glorious 4.5-5 hours of sleep every night (I need at least 6 to function, more not to be gronky all day, and these days were super busy y'all), I arrived at 7.30 am to the office upon special request for sanity checks to the new system before everyone else arrive (that's legit. Gronky but legit). Long story short, you wouldn't believe who was was left out of the sanity checks list and didn't have a user to do said sanity checks with.

After waiting an hour I socially hacked my boss' email to get his login details to do the checks, and same for his whatsapp to get information related to the checks because I was also left out of all communication channels re: said checks (no scripts, no known issues warnings, no "don't even try to do X for now").

You stole an hour of my precious sleep and made me jump through hoops to get the vital and urgent work that needed to be done, work people. Revenge will come.


Laga - Nov 26, 2019 4:09:24 am PST #6694 of 8211
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh no Dana! I hope you're back on track soon.

Shir please don't kill anyone. I know it seems like a good idea now but get a good sleep and then think about it again.

I have three sibs. Our parents didn't like how they were indoctrinated as children so they figured if they exposed us to all different religions without judgment we would each pick the faith that suited us best. Turns out we're all atheists with varying degrees of caring. My sister will say something snarky if you say "bless you" but then when we went to grandma's church she would take communion despite never being baptised because it made grandma happy. I don't think my bro cares about religion at all but when his son came home thinking christmas was about baby cheeses he ran with it and now they always have babybel on christmas. My other sister I think is still Jewish, having converted in highschool, but non practicing. I'm considering joining the satanic temple.


Shir - Nov 26, 2019 4:35:41 am PST #6695 of 8211
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Who ever said anything about killing? That's messy and takes effort. Nah, just give me ten minutes with their unlocked phone. That's all the revenge I need.