My lower back decided to get a headstart on my 41st birthday tomorrow by spasming and locking up this afternoon when I had the audacity to bend over and pick something up from the ground. I'm mobile now, but everything hurts.
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Jessica - Nov 11, 2019 12:31:58 pm PST #6514 of 8213
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Hil R. - Nov 12, 2019 5:06:55 pm PST #6515 of 8213
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
It's way too cold outside.
Also, when I got to work this morning, I had a moment of panic because I couldn't remember closing my garage door when I left. I mentioned it to a coworker who lives around the corner from me (just, like, "I'm too spacey to remember if I closed the garage door or not, but at least in our neighborhood and in this weather I don't really need to worry too much about someone using it to break into my house,"), and he was like, "Oh, my neighbor is at home. I'll text him and ask him to walk over and check." So that was really nice. (And I had not, in fact, left the door open.)
Steph L. - Nov 12, 2019 5:22:02 pm PST #6516 of 8213
I look more rad than Lutheranism
It's way too cold outside.
Agreed. This weather is bullshit.
Hil R. - Nov 12, 2019 5:49:12 pm PST #6517 of 8213
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
There should not be snow before my birthday, and my birthday isn't until tomorrow.
And the wind chill this far south just shouldn't be in the single digits at all.
JZ - Nov 13, 2019 2:15:02 am PST #6518 of 8213
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ugh. Up already in that too-early-to-wake/too-late-to-fall-back-asleep dead zone. The stress of accounting and auditing the invite list and basically goddamn everything about the holiday party at work is going to fucking kill me. What a colossally, fantastically stupid way to die.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 13, 2019 2:56:56 am PST #6519 of 8213
What is even happening?
Just got in from taking the dog out to pee.
It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
JZ, we will not suffer your sacrifice for a party.
JZ - Nov 13, 2019 3:06:32 am PST #6520 of 8213
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm going to talk with my manager and my counterpart about it. She's underutilized for sure (tbh, she's mostly forgotten, for a variety of reasons too complicated to type on a phone) and something needs to change about this whole miserable dynamic.
This was going to be my year to just sit it out and be a guest, dammit.
Laura - Nov 13, 2019 3:18:30 am PST #6521 of 8213
Our wings are not tired.
Happy belated birthday, Jessica!
Happy birthday, Hil!
Loving the cool weather here.
Jessica - Nov 13, 2019 5:08:29 am PST #6522 of 8213
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Happy birthday, Hil!
It's so cold here in NY that both of my children willingly wore their actual winter coats AND scarves AND gloves.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 13, 2019 5:12:10 am PST #6523 of 8213
What is even happening?
Happy birthday Jessica and Hil.