I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jun 22, 2017 7:29:47 am PDT #651 of 8185
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm considering becoming an asshole. It's quite a career change, especially at this stage of my life, but I've thought about it a lot and it seems to offer advantages that I've not had before, including absence of guilt or shame, a feeling of personal entitlement, and the ability to demand special accommodations regardless of their impact on others. It'd really enhance my professional resume. Best of all, it's free and you get the accreditation just because you want it.


Laura - Jun 22, 2017 7:39:18 am PDT #652 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Assholes unite, or something!

Apparently the best solution is for my son to make a 5 hour round trip to pick her up and bring her here. My brother has to work that night so he can't possibly drive 2-1/2 hours in a round trip to bring her half way. Although she has at least agreed to ask him.


sj - Jun 22, 2017 7:43:49 am PDT #653 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm getting my hair done. Finally putting some red highlights into my naturally dark hair, which is something I've been talking about doing for at least a decade. I'm also seeing a new hairdresser today because mine is no longer doing hair. I'm hoping she does a good job.

Laura, that is ridiculous, but that is a good son you have.


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2017 7:55:26 am PDT #654 of 8185
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Apparently the best solution is for my son to make a 5 hour round trip to pick her up and bring her here.

Does she not drive? I don't think you mentioned that in your first post. (Because if she doesn't drive, then I would refrain from calling her utterly ridiculous. If she *does* drive, well, she gets the Utterly Ridiculous crown for the day.)


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2017 8:55:11 am PDT #655 of 8185
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

If y'all hear an explosion from the Cincinnati area in the next hour, it's just me having therapy. My Hulk rage is at an all-time high.


Laura - Jun 22, 2017 9:27:00 am PDT #656 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, she drives, but she is riding up with me to NC, then flying back home so she can't leave her car over here. It is still ridiculous. I'm hoping my brother has no hesitation to bring her half way.

She thinks it isn't a big deal for us to drive 13 hours, which would end up being 15 with stops. She says she would help driving. Still, I do not want to spend 15 hours in the car with her and the dog driving on the highway. I planned on 10 and can deal with that.

I'm getting grumpy in my old age.

ION, thoughts of sj with red highlights pleases me.


Dana - Jun 22, 2017 10:02:54 am PDT #657 of 8185
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Having just gotten out of a car, after having been on a plane, the idea of extra time in a car sounds terrible.

Bob likes travel.


sj - Jun 22, 2017 10:19:45 am PDT #658 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Photographic evidence on Facebook.


Laura - Jun 22, 2017 10:29:18 am PDT #659 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Oh! Scampers off to FB...

Love it! So fun!


sj - Jun 22, 2017 10:35:24 am PDT #660 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks! I think Mom hates it and ltc is looking at me like I'm an alien.