Hi beekaytee!! Good to see you, always.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Oct 23, 2019 6:44:44 am PDT #6431 of 8213
Our wings are not tired.
Shir - Oct 23, 2019 10:03:07 pm PDT #6432 of 8213
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Thank you! And hello!
I hope you find it fun and easy as well.
From what I already had (there was a summer semester)- fun, yes, easy: not so much (but I love an intellectual challenge!). I am mostly very happy that I get a chewed-up version of economics for the MA (in public administration) that doesn't require doing hours of math.
Vortex - Oct 25, 2019 3:55:24 pm PDT #6433 of 8213
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, I'm going to a wedding tomorrow where they want you to wear specific colors. I found a great dress on Rent the Runway. I tried it on, and it juuust fits (forgot that designer sizes are not real sizes). Problem is, I can't get the zipper up by myself. And it's one of those fancy zip pulls so I can't use the ribbon trick to get it those last few inches. I've put out an SOS to a couple that I know is coming to the wedding to ask if they can help me tomorrow. I'm ridiculous, my arms really hurt from the 20 minutes of contorting in the dress, and the zipper is an asshole.
I will know several people at the wedding, but I don't know which ones, and I don't want to reach out to someone that I don't know for sure has been invited. Ugh!!!
DavidS - Oct 25, 2019 7:15:55 pm PDT #6434 of 8213
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Somebody's going to step up and be a zipper hero for Vortex! I believe in the power of discrete friends!
meara - Oct 25, 2019 9:01:58 pm PDT #6435 of 8213
Ahh, that is tough! Good luck, Vortex!
Zenkitty - Oct 26, 2019 3:21:31 am PDT #6436 of 8213
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Good luck with that zipper, Vortex!
Laura - Oct 26, 2019 3:21:43 am PDT #6437 of 8213
Our wings are not tired.
How many people thought to themselves that they would totally be there for Vortex zipper wrangling in a minute?
Katerina Bee - Oct 26, 2019 7:30:12 am PDT #6438 of 8213
Herding cats for fun
I'd pop in via transporter, zip her up, say she is fabulous and zip back to la vida sofa.
Amy - Oct 26, 2019 8:53:38 am PDT #6439 of 8213
Because books.
Since we're talking about weird stuff we need help with, I'll share this, which I wouldn't anywhere else -- I have a great vibrator, but there's this little cap you unscrew to change the batteries, and it is STUCK. Like, seriously-I-have-tried-everything stuck. And I'm not about to ask one of my kids to help me with it. OR my next door neighbor Ken, who would probably melt into the ground in embarrassment.
So ... I'm shopping for a new one. Yay?
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2019 9:04:54 am PDT #6440 of 8213
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If you get one that plugs in, you never have this problem. Plus, they last forever. Seriously.