Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Jul 22, 2019 5:34:47 am PDT #6172 of 8214
Ann, that's a ferret.

I've had kombucha. All I know is, it looks like iced tea and tastes terrible.


Jessica - Jul 22, 2019 5:41:48 am PDT #6173 of 8214
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can understand not knowing kombucha, but she doesn't know what sauerkraut is?

It's like face-blindness, but for fermentation.


DavidS - Jul 22, 2019 6:20:01 am PDT #6174 of 8214
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's like face-blindness, but for fermentation.

Heh!


erikaj - Jul 22, 2019 9:32:17 am PDT #6175 of 8214
Always Anti-fascist!

Eaten lots of kraut, don't really know how they prep it. But that's when you smile pretty and ask the kitchen like Laura said.


Toddson - Jul 23, 2019 6:41:33 am PDT #6176 of 8214
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I actually came across someone blogging about making their own sauerkraut. It seems it's basically shredded cabbage and salt. You can add other stuff - caraway seeds seem to be popular and some, seemingly, add sugar - but you mix them up, the salt pulls out the cabbage liquid, and you set it aside to ferment a bit.


Toddson - Jul 23, 2019 9:20:58 am PDT #6177 of 8214
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I thought this seemed like it belonged in Bitches.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2019 1:20:19 pm PDT #6178 of 8214
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I noticed a synagogue on some property right in town, a block from the beach, which isn't something I usually see in Maine. (We usually go to a different town.) I asked my mom about it -- that property has to be incredibly expensive, and it's surrounded by stores and restaurants on every side, and judging by the architecture, it's been there for a long while -- and she said that this used to be the town that all the Jews vacationed in, back when a lot of the other towns didn't allow Jews. (Old Orchard Beach, for those who know the area.)


meara - Jul 23, 2019 4:04:22 pm PDT #6179 of 8214

Toddson that's kind of awesome and hilarious but it's hideously ugly big jewelry??


askye - Jul 29, 2019 2:35:38 pm PDT #6180 of 8214
Thrive to spite them

I accidentally posted this in movies yesterday

I've been stressing all week but today was fairly relaxing. I got pretty much nothing done until we went to Matthew's brother's for sunday dinner. It was kind of fraught, his mom asked if we were going to go (and take her) and we said yes, what time are we going --between 3:30 and 4.Ok, but then just after 3 his sister calls and asks where we are and she relays the 330 to 4 and I guess there was some misunderstanding (I wasn't trying to evasedrop but she puts her calls on speaker and leaves her door open so it's hard. I just pretend I haven't heard anything). She then finds us and asks if we are ready to go. We aren't but we will get ready. She then tells Matthew to take her over now and come back for me because she wants to spend time with her grand kids. She got a little upset when he said no but within 10 mins we were out the door.

After we got back I straightened up more. Someone is coming out to look at the house about putting in central heat and air. His Mom has been fretting over the things I have in containers and how bad the house looks (it doesn't. I mean it's not everything put away tidy but it's everything is put away ...mostly and there is no dirty dishes or anything) but it turns out she's worried the guy will come out and see the house and report us to Social Services for ... something. I'm not sure what. I mean the house does need work but there is nothing that says "this is uninhabitable". It's probably her anxiety on overdrive so I'm trying to work with it and just be ok with this.

I ran off to Wal Mart for a few groceries and stopped by Goodwill and found an old chifforobe in fairly good condition for $46. I bought it and it's as splurge but I've wanted one. It has black paint on it and a small piece of wood is missing off the front but the drawers open smoothly and the bar for the hanging section is there.

Matthew's brother ended up coming to Goodwill and getting it for me and bringing it home. And then I finally went to Wal Mart


Katerina Bee - Jul 30, 2019 5:56:54 am PDT #6181 of 8214
Herding cats for fun

Mom of Matt sounds exhausting. I give you a million points for putting up with her so calmly.