This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 09, 2017 3:55:20 pm PDT #61 of 8190
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh Zen, that's horrible news! I'm so sorry.


Katerina Bee - May 09, 2017 4:21:59 pm PDT #62 of 8190
Herding cats for fun

Please keep us posted, Zen. Even though this is NOT the Iceland story we hoped you'd tell...


Beverly - May 09, 2017 5:39:48 pm PDT #63 of 8190
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh hell, Zen, I'm so sorry. Excellent care and swift healing to you.


Pix - May 09, 2017 6:54:19 pm PDT #64 of 8190
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh hell, Zen. I'm so sorry! Please do keep us posted.


Trudy Booth - May 09, 2017 7:08:23 pm PDT #65 of 8190
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So...

Does Zen getting sacrificed to the Icelandic Volcano God help us out at all with this nut-job in the White House?

Asking for a friend.


Connie Neil - May 09, 2017 7:10:48 pm PDT #66 of 8190
brillig

That Man isn't worth a nail clipping from Zen.


Atropa - May 09, 2017 7:39:25 pm PDT #67 of 8190
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh no, Zen! I'm so sorry!


Zenkitty - May 09, 2017 9:04:41 pm PDT #68 of 8190
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks, guys, you make it better! Surgery was postponed until this afternoon. My sister is flying over. The next few weeks are going to suck. I want to go home but I won't be able to go upstairs to my bedroom!


Hil R. - May 09, 2017 9:20:38 pm PDT #69 of 8190
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My appointment with the hand surgeon went well. Got a cortisone injection in my hand. He said that it takes a couple days to really feel the effects of it. For some people, it helps, and then that's it. For others, it helps for a few weeks, but then it gets worse again, so I've got a follow-up appointment in a month to see how I'm doing. At that point, I might need a second shot. He said that about 70% of patients get better with the shots, but if I'm part of the other 30%, then I'll need surgery, but it's a pretty minor surgery.


DavidS - May 09, 2017 9:23:25 pm PDT #70 of 8190
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sending much love and healing to you, Zen!