No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jul 02, 2019 2:00:44 pm PDT #6091 of 8288
Thrive to spite them

Bro~ma to your brother.


Hil R. - Jul 03, 2019 9:57:25 pm PDT #6092 of 8288
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gah. I'm awake because my ankle is hurting, and out of the corner of my eye, I just saw something run across the floor from under my couch to under my chair. I don't know what it was. I'm hoping a bug of some sort. I'm extremely phobic of the other possibility.


Hil R. - Jul 03, 2019 10:10:16 pm PDT #6093 of 8288
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Fuck. Saw it again. Called exterminator while crying.


Hil R. - Jul 03, 2019 10:25:12 pm PDT #6094 of 8288
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The person on the phone said he couldn't schedule anybody, but he put in a message for the local person to call me. I'll call somewhere else in the morning, too. And also try to find somewhere else to be until someone can come.


lisah - Jul 04, 2019 4:13:01 am PDT #6095 of 8288
Punishingly Intricate

Ugh, Hil, I'm sorry.


Laura - Jul 04, 2019 4:25:02 am PDT #6096 of 8288
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, Hil! That is awful. I hope you can get someone in right away.


Steph L. - Jul 04, 2019 5:19:34 am PDT #6097 of 8288
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hil, I can't recommend an exterminator, but Tim suggested looking on Angie's List. I'll also text my mom and see if she can recommend an exterminator.


Steph L. - Jul 04, 2019 5:31:49 am PDT #6098 of 8288
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, my mom has used Critter Gitter and recommends them.


Hil R. - Jul 04, 2019 6:37:09 am PDT #6099 of 8288
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Seems like everybody's closed for the holiday.


Hil R. - Jul 04, 2019 11:08:38 am PDT #6100 of 8288
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I went out for a while -- drove around the city a bit, then went to a bookstore for a while. Now I'm back home. And in my bedroom, because I'm still scared to go near the living room furniture where I saw it.