Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jun 14, 2017 2:58:16 pm PDT #580 of 8185
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Love to everyone and ~ma as needed.

Man, I am flipping exhausted. Monday was non-stop from 7am to 8:45 pm and then I had to deal with clingy dude. Yesterday, the same (except no clingy dude, yay). Today was 7 am to 7 pm. And I am way behind on personal and business stuff. I have business plan to write, a car to buy, budgeting to catch up on, etc. At least I don't have a princess to kill and Guilder to frame for it?

Also, my roommate went out of town last week and was supposed to be back two days ago. No word, no sign of him. I'm clearly a horrible person because I'm kind of hoping he's dead. In the meantime I'm enjoying the place all to myself.


Hil R. - Jun 14, 2017 4:56:17 pm PDT #581 of 8185
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I forgot to pick up my painkiller prescription today, and I really need them tonight. Damn it.


meara - Jun 14, 2017 5:14:00 pm PDT #582 of 8185

Lol, smonster. Only if he can pay his share of the rent from beyond the grave for a couple months? :) maybe THATS the death you try to blame on guilder...


smonster - Jun 14, 2017 5:19:29 pm PDT #583 of 8185
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Well, moot point. He just walked in.


Jessica - Jun 14, 2017 5:24:35 pm PDT #584 of 8185
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

blood type is O-.

Definitely the best blood type. I used to listen to their CDs when I was a teenage closeted babygoth.

At least I don't have a princess to kill and Guilder to frame for it?

I have to stop myself from adding "my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it" to the end of lists of things ALL THE TIME at work, because I'm never quite sure it will come off.


Amy - Jun 15, 2017 3:35:58 am PDT #585 of 8185
Because books.

Well, moot point. He just walked in.

Aw, damn.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2017 4:01:55 am PDT #586 of 8185
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I know. I was really pulling for a plot twist where he decided to live wherever it was he visited, but his new roommates(s) still made him pay out the rest of his NOLA rent.

I have therapy in an hour and it's going to SUPER SUCK. Wooooooo.


WindSparrow - Jun 15, 2017 5:21:40 am PDT #587 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Lots of love for you, Steph. It's tough, but you are worth it.


askye - Jun 15, 2017 6:49:46 am PDT #588 of 8185
Thrive to spite them

Strength to you Steph.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2017 7:02:35 am PDT #589 of 8185
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

It did in fact SUPER SUCK, but that's okay. It needed to. Now I'm being entertained by the kitten's shenanigans.