Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jun 14, 2017 4:56:17 pm PDT #581 of 8197
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I forgot to pick up my painkiller prescription today, and I really need them tonight. Damn it.


meara - Jun 14, 2017 5:14:00 pm PDT #582 of 8197

Lol, smonster. Only if he can pay his share of the rent from beyond the grave for a couple months? :) maybe THATS the death you try to blame on guilder...


smonster - Jun 14, 2017 5:19:29 pm PDT #583 of 8197
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Well, moot point. He just walked in.


Jessica - Jun 14, 2017 5:24:35 pm PDT #584 of 8197
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

blood type is O-.

Definitely the best blood type. I used to listen to their CDs when I was a teenage closeted babygoth.

At least I don't have a princess to kill and Guilder to frame for it?

I have to stop myself from adding "my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it" to the end of lists of things ALL THE TIME at work, because I'm never quite sure it will come off.


Amy - Jun 15, 2017 3:35:58 am PDT #585 of 8197
Because books.

Well, moot point. He just walked in.

Aw, damn.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2017 4:01:55 am PDT #586 of 8197
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I know. I was really pulling for a plot twist where he decided to live wherever it was he visited, but his new roommates(s) still made him pay out the rest of his NOLA rent.

I have therapy in an hour and it's going to SUPER SUCK. Wooooooo.


WindSparrow - Jun 15, 2017 5:21:40 am PDT #587 of 8197
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Lots of love for you, Steph. It's tough, but you are worth it.


askye - Jun 15, 2017 6:49:46 am PDT #588 of 8197
Thrive to spite them

Strength to you Steph.


Steph L. - Jun 15, 2017 7:02:35 am PDT #589 of 8197
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

It did in fact SUPER SUCK, but that's okay. It needed to. Now I'm being entertained by the kitten's shenanigans.


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2017 7:44:04 am PDT #590 of 8197
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

After-therapy kitten therapy ought to be an official thing.