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Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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Dana - Mar 13, 2019 9:24:00 am PDT #5495 of 8216
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I feel like almost every house sale/purchase we've been involved in has had the closing date pushed back. It's not a big deal.


Laura - Mar 13, 2019 9:30:11 am PDT #5496 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

Yes. The month or two before closing is filled with tension filled emails and phone calls. No fun at all.


NoiseDesign - Mar 13, 2019 9:32:07 am PDT #5497 of 8216
Our wings are not tired

Getting through closing was like having an extra full time job with we did it last year. It was always a race to get one more thing, and because of tax reasons we really had to finish before the end of the calendar year in 2017. Our closing date ended up slipping from I think 12/23 to 12/26. It was right at the wire. Our purchase was officially recorded on 12/27.


Dana - Mar 13, 2019 9:33:44 am PDT #5498 of 8216
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And you're always frantic to get things done, and none of the companies you deal with ever seem to feel any sense of urgency.


Laura - Mar 13, 2019 9:41:14 am PDT #5499 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, mine was supposed to be end of calendar year and ended up being January 3rd last time. I was not pleased.


Jessica - Mar 13, 2019 9:48:21 am PDT #5500 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Getting through closing was like having an extra full time job with we did it last year.

Yup. Both times. There is always one more document.


NoiseDesign - Mar 13, 2019 1:39:51 pm PDT #5501 of 8216
Our wings are not tired

I love the game where every agency takes whatever time they need, but then when they need something from you, it has to happen in the next 2 hours or the whole deal is off.


Hil R. - Mar 14, 2019 11:53:49 am PDT #5502 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I got a two-week extension on the closing date, and probably getting a mortgage from the mortgage place affiliated with the realtor.


NoiseDesign - Mar 14, 2019 12:12:28 pm PDT #5503 of 8216
Our wings are not tired

That's great news!


Laura - Mar 14, 2019 1:21:34 pm PDT #5504 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

Excellent, Hil.