I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jan 26, 2019 2:54:16 am PST #5100 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

Is Cincinnati style like they have at Skyline? I've had that back in the day in Fort Lauderdale, and recall it as tasty stuff. My Mom's chili was more beans and veggies so that is how I make it.


Jessica - Jan 26, 2019 7:21:43 am PST #5101 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cincy style is my default chili (though I do add beans to it because I am a GODLESS HERETIC), and I make it the way my Mom (former Skyline waitress) taught me.

  • 3 lbs ground beef (85% lean)
  • 2 small or one large yellow onion
  • 1/4 cup chili powder
  • 1/4 cup cumin
  • to taste but probably like 1-2 tsp each oregano, cloves
  • 3-4 cloves garlic
  • dash of cinnamon (be gentle with the cinnamon, it's necessary but can easily be too much)
  • tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder (you can also throw in a square of baking chocolate)
  • 28 can crushed tomatoes (or diced if you want more tomato chunks)
  • 1 15 oz can each kidney and black beans (not even remotely traditional, I just like beans)
  • lots of fresh cilantro, chopped fine
  • salt to taste - depends entirely on how much salt is in your chili powder

Brown the beef, add the chopped onion and spices. Add the tomatoes, beans, and garlic. Let simmer for many hours. Taste & adjust spices, then stir in cilantro and taste/adjust again.


Jessica - Jan 26, 2019 7:22:27 am PST #5102 of 8216
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, and if you want it spicier (also not traditional but spicy chili is yummy) you can throw in a chopped fresh jalapeno or two along with the onions.


Scrappy - Jan 26, 2019 12:36:12 pm PST #5103 of 8216
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Two layers is not enough. Hil. MANY layers is the key. For example--tank top under long sleeve long underwear, under long sleeve thermal shirt, under flannel shirt under sweater. On legs, tights under thermal long underwear under pants, with two layers of socks. Plus wear a hat inside. I am not joking-- hate being cold and I went to college in Vermont and learned how to keep motherfucking warm.


askye - Jan 26, 2019 1:05:06 pm PST #5104 of 8216
Thrive to spite them

When I was in Vermont 2 layers were minimum.

Always a base layer of long sleeve t shirt and legginds (or a set of long underwear), and then inside the house swear pants and a fleece top, and then PJ pants and a top over it or i had a thin hoodie that I would wear and the hood up and at times my robe..plus socks and slippers.

Then outside the house jeans or pants, and a top and sweater or maybe some combination or hat.

When I was working at Best Buy near the door I would wear sometimes 2 sets of leggings and a short sleeve shirt, long sleeve shirt, my Best Buy shirt, 2 sets of socks, and a jacket.

It was really cold by the door.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2019 1:11:52 pm PST #5105 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I hate winter so much that I refused to ever visit my brother in Vermont in the winter.


Connie Neil - Jan 26, 2019 1:58:27 pm PST #5106 of 8216
brillig

I'm going to stop bitching about 9 degrees.


askye - Jan 26, 2019 2:16:47 pm PST #5107 of 8216
Thrive to spite them

I mostly liked winter. Not all the time and snow in March is a pain and shoveling snow isn't fun but I liked winter.

But I'm so heat intolerant I've worn a coat only a handful of times. And a scarf a handful of times and gloves twice. I have kept one set of long underwear and one scarf. Mom has my parka. She keeps offering it to me to wear but it's just not cold enough for me to need it.

I'm dreading this summer in South Carolina without central air conditioning.


aurelia - Jan 26, 2019 2:20:55 pm PST #5108 of 8216
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm currently wearing 3 layers of shirts plus a wool sweater, wool socks, wool slippers, and fleece pj pants. When I'm sitting for a bit I'll pull a throw over my lap, too.


Hil R. - Jan 26, 2019 2:23:13 pm PST #5109 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I can't do too many layers, because it messes up how my joints move. I can wear a camisole underneath a long-sleeved shirt, but two long-sleeved shirts will mess up my shoulders.