Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Dec 21, 2018 3:21:07 am PST #4952 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

My boys loved their ezbake oven and they both still wear a lot of pink, which goes quite nicely with their coloring. Thanks, Debet.

I didn't find out the gender prior to birth and somehow had no difficulty painting and decorating the baby's room.


Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2018 3:27:26 am PST #4953 of 8218
Ann, that's a ferret.

When I get baby gifts, I tend to avoid either pink or blue. Nobody has ever complained about receiving a green baby gift.


Laura - Dec 21, 2018 4:15:02 am PST #4954 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

I would just get a brown paper bag from the grocery store

Katie Bee! That is quite perfect since I have a bunch of Christmas Trader Joe's bags.


Jessica - Dec 21, 2018 4:28:51 am PST #4955 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have sent many an angry email to online retailers who insist on dividing their stores into Boys Clothes and Girls Clothes, when I just want to see ALL THE FREAKING COLORS OF GLOVES ON ONE GODDAMN PAGE.


Katerina Bee - Dec 21, 2018 6:21:26 am PST #4956 of 8218
Herding cats for fun

Laura, that is an excellent and festive idea.


aurelia - Dec 21, 2018 6:24:48 am PST #4957 of 8218
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

That is a excellent list, Debet.


DebetEsse - Dec 21, 2018 6:48:23 am PST #4958 of 8218
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Jessica, right?

Thanks, all. My most proximate circles are all 100% behind the "rainbows, unicorns, dinosaurs, and power tools are amazing, no matter what bits you have" ethos. It's that next circle out that people are more likely to be more rigid. I've tried to work around it by talking about hand-me-downs for the next one.


-t - Dec 21, 2018 7:19:31 am PST #4959 of 8218
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Your exceptions are cracking me up, Debet. I kind of want a picture book in which a fossa and a saiga antelope go on a time-traveling adventure in an El Camino to meet all the William Hoopers


P.M. Marc - Dec 21, 2018 7:27:29 am PST #4960 of 8218
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Honestly, the first few months, they might as well just live in those entirely gender-neutral white, bleachable, Gerber onesies when it comes to clothes.


DebetEsse - Dec 21, 2018 7:30:00 am PST #4961 of 8218
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Add to that that this is a tropical summer baby. I think it's gonna be a case of "nothing but diaper" at home and "add a t-shirt or onesie when we go out, for propriety's sake."

I'd be totally down with the huge stack of white onesies, but my mother loves buying baby clothes, and this is the first grandkid.