Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jul 16, 2018 8:05:04 am PDT #4110 of 8234
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ltc had an epic meltdown leaving school because her friend pushed the automatic door button.


Kate P. - Jul 16, 2018 8:29:10 am PDT #4111 of 8234
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

It's hard to be 3.

Oh wait, I meant to say it's hard to have a 3-year-old.

(We've been having our share of major meltdowns as well lately, and I am so over it.)


sj - Jul 16, 2018 8:31:26 am PDT #4112 of 8234
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm sorry to hear your in the same boat. Epic crying, refusing to get in the car, and finally one of the other mothers gave ltc one of her son's toys as bribery. I now have a migraine.


Kate P. - Jul 16, 2018 8:35:08 am PDT #4113 of 8234
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ugh. We were on a plane the other day (always a joy with small children) and Jane began screaming -- full-throated screaming -- because she wanted the cookie that Rose hadn't yet finished, despite having already eaten her own cookies. Finally the flight attendant came over and asked if she wanted another cookie, and while I normally wouldn't agree to rewarding that behavior, you bet I gave her the cookie, if only to keep ourselves from being murdered by the other passengers.

I'm sorry about the migraine. I hope she gives you a bit of a break this afternoon.


sj - Jul 16, 2018 8:54:22 am PDT #4114 of 8234
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm just not flying until ltc is older. Travel is hard enough on me.


sj - Jul 16, 2018 9:55:33 am PDT #4115 of 8234
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The sitter is here. I can hear another epic tantrum happening. I don't have to go out there, right?


Jessica - Jul 16, 2018 10:00:45 am PDT #4116 of 8234
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't have to go out there, right?

NOPE!

Three is one of the hardest ages (IME so far). I can't remember where I encountered the term "threenager" but it fit SO WELL.


sj - Jul 16, 2018 10:02:46 am PDT #4117 of 8234
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It does! Rolling eyes, slamming doors etc.


Dana - Jul 16, 2018 10:18:53 am PDT #4118 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The sitter is getting paid! She (or he) has to deal with it. You do not.


Toddson - Jul 16, 2018 10:26:24 am PDT #4119 of 8234
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Besides, you deal with it on an ongoing basis - the sitter comes, sits and leaves.