Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2018 10:10:37 am PDT #3992 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Also, I have concluded that I am simply not capable of getting a duvet cover onto my comforter by myself. I've watched all the videos that show how it's supposed to be done, and my arms just can't do it.


Steph L. - Jun 06, 2018 10:11:36 am PDT #3993 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also, I have concluded that I am simply not capable of getting a duvet cover onto my comforter by myself. I've watched all the videos that show how it's supposed to be done, and my arms just can't do it.

Maybe I could help tomorrow? I feel like between the 2 of us, we can do it.


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2018 10:12:21 am PDT #3994 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks. We can give it a try.


sj - Jun 06, 2018 12:00:33 pm PDT #3995 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Good luck, Hil.

I found a few specialty Vampirina things for the party and cobweb plates and napkins to supplement them. ltc is going to love it and my family is going to hate it.


Toddson - Jun 06, 2018 12:13:13 pm PDT #3996 of 8219
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Perhaps some bats? either soft plush ones or paper?


sj - Jun 06, 2018 12:26:09 pm PDT #3997 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I bought black and purple bats to hang from the ceiling.


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2018 1:03:17 pm PDT #3998 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Blah. Buying a vacuum with the specialty allergy filter is kind of pointless if all the dust flies up into my face when I'm trying to empty it.


Beverly - Jun 06, 2018 1:25:06 pm PDT #3999 of 8219
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Laura, my PCP has decided she needs to see me four times a year, with bloodwork before each visit, and annual boobsquishing and other labs (bone density, frex) at her direction.

She doesn't have kids to put through college, but one more reminder from her office, and I'm liable to remind *her* that I have coverage for *one* physical checkup per year, don't have supplementary insurance, everything else is out of pocket, and I am not financing her luxury SUV or summer home.

I get there are things she wants to keep an eye on, but necessary blood work and a phone call if there's anything of concern will suffice, you know? I don't need to pay her $110 to sit in front of her while she reviews lab results on her laptop and chirps, "Everything looks good!" Yeah, except my poor dead wallet.


Laura - Jun 06, 2018 5:12:35 pm PDT #4000 of 8219
Our wings are not tired.

Oh so true, Beverly. Also, I can read my own lab results! Don't need an office visit to have them explained.


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2018 6:39:10 pm PDT #4001 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just emailed someone who was a DNA match, saying basically, "I see that you match a bunch of my relatives, so based on that, I can guess which branch of my family tree you're on. Are these your ancestors?" It was confusing me a lot, because I know that branch of the family pretty well, and I didn't recognize the name, and neither did anyone who I'm pretty sure would be much more closely related to him.

Turns out, his mother was adopted. She's found and contacted her birth parents before, so I don't need to go think about who to tell and who not to tell and all of that. I wasn't sure what else to do, so I introduced myself and invited him to our family Facebook group.