Bye, now. Have good sex.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jun 06, 2018 2:47:46 am PDT #3984 of 8219
Our wings are not tired.

I hope you were able to get some rest last night, Hil.


sj - Jun 06, 2018 5:03:33 am PDT #3985 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ltc's doctor suggested she start using a pillow at night to prop her up because of her allergy cough that won't go away. So, yesterday we picked out a new pillowcase for her. She picked out one with little gold skulls!


Laura - Jun 06, 2018 5:16:01 am PDT #3986 of 8219
Our wings are not tired.

One of us! I hope the pillow helps. I had horrible allergies when I was a kid. Good news is that I grew out of most of them and acupuncture got rid of the rest!


sj - Jun 06, 2018 6:15:28 am PDT #3987 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It's been helping a lot, along with finally convincing her to take her zarbees cough syrup without spitting it out on us.

And she just told me she wants a Vampirina party this year. So, I'm online getting stuff for that.


Laura - Jun 06, 2018 7:53:27 am PDT #3988 of 8219
Our wings are not tired.

More boring doctor stuff...

Okay of the dozen or more things my PCP wanted me to get tested I am doing 4. Tomorrow morning a CT scan for a calcium score to see if my arteries are clogged, and an echo in the afternoon, boob squishing on Monday, and colon abuse on Tuesday. Then that is it. No more doctors for a year, which is after I am on Medicare. Assuming of course that all the tests show how awesomely healthy I am, which they will.

I am going to stop 100% adding salt to my food, and giving up eggs and cheese. We'll see how this helps my BP and cholesterol. I do love me some salt and live where I sweat tons every day, but my plan is to use other spices and green tabasco (my favorite) instead and see if it helps.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 06, 2018 8:26:29 am PDT #3989 of 8219
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ugh, I hate phone stuff. I got a Torrid order, and one of the items didn't fit. The packaging slip says, "free shipping for exchanges!" Which is cool, because I'd still like the item, just a size up. For exchanges you have to call.

We go through the situation, they have the item in my desired new size, and she asks, do you want me to put in the order for this, or do you want to send it back first? I didn't know what to say, so instead of asking what the difference was, I assumed I'd get charged and then refunded for the first option, so I opted to send it back first instead.

She says, ok, you're all set, and I ask, but what about the free shipping for exchanges? She sounds kind of confused, but says a label is being mailed to me. That sounds OK, I'd assume the postage is on this new label, but then she says, "Or just use the label on your packing slip," which does not have postage on it, since straight up returns don't cover postage to ship back.

So now I'm, like, freaking out about the whole thing.

Does anyone have experience with Torrid exchanges?


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2018 8:47:31 am PDT #3990 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The landlord is doing some sort of repairs or something in the apartment upstairs. He also parked in the driveway in a way that makes it impossible for me to get my car out. (I don't have anywhere that I need to go, but it's still annoying. There's plenty of room for him to park without blocking me.)


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2018 10:03:00 am PDT #3991 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, everything is put away and vacuumed and scrubbed to my satisfaction. The apartment is in a state where I would be comfortable having friends over, no question. But there have been other times when it's looked like this when he's thought it was awful.


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2018 10:10:37 am PDT #3992 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Also, I have concluded that I am simply not capable of getting a duvet cover onto my comforter by myself. I've watched all the videos that show how it's supposed to be done, and my arms just can't do it.


Steph L. - Jun 06, 2018 10:11:36 am PDT #3993 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also, I have concluded that I am simply not capable of getting a duvet cover onto my comforter by myself. I've watched all the videos that show how it's supposed to be done, and my arms just can't do it.

Maybe I could help tomorrow? I feel like between the 2 of us, we can do it.