My family history includes an affair with a Jewish nurse four generations back and one over - my great-grandfather's cousin - but since the entire family was already Jewish that wasn't the scandalous part. Anyway, that's why we own summer vacation property in Ontario now.

For some reason, the last sentence leaves me with so many questions.

For some reason, the last sentence leaves me with so many questions.

I suspect some clandestine settlement for the actual scandalous part.

Someone remind me that no I really can't drink coffee since my gallbladder surgery, no matter how exhausted I am. ION, ouch.

I keep meaning to do a DNA test.

Sweetie, there's literally one in the dining room that I told you I got extra when I did mine.

You have to give up coffee after losing your gallbladder? That's not an easy one.

I don't have to, but every time I drink it, it tries to kill me. I gave in and tried a latte yesterday because I was so tired and had an energetic toddler to go home too. It was not a good idea.

Hubby couldn't eat pork after getting his gallbladder out, he became violently allergic to it. He really missed bacon.

That is tragic.

The inability to tolerate fatty and/or acidic foods is common after having the gallbladder removed. My sister has to be careful with fats and tomatoes, though she can now drink coffee again.

I'm sorry, sj. Hopefully it's temporary.

It might not be the coffee as much as the dairy, sj. My dad has had horrible problems with dairy since he had the gallbladder out.