This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2018 5:19:34 pm PDT #3933 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I did, and it's literally named "Yoga For Inflexible People."

I just googled, and it looks like there's a 34-minute yoga program on YouTube also titled "Yoga For Inflexible People."

There's a yoga DVD called "PM Yoga for Beginners" with Patricia Walden (it's probably on YouTube, too) that's pretty easy for inflexible people, though it does require some yoga props like a block and a strap (though for the strap you can totally use a bathrobe sash or something).


Laura - Jun 03, 2018 3:00:51 am PDT #3934 of 8219
Our wings are not tired.

I'll be checking out those videos. I barely could walk yesterday, although I did swim for an hour because that doesn't hurt anything. I think I need to work on stretchy stuff to keep from hurting myself.

The past few months doing the OrangeTheory classes often leaves me with that nice gentle sore muscles feeling, but yesterday was not nice at all! Friday, as usual there were about 8 different activities over the hour, but one of them that was repeated somewhere around 6 times was something called dumbbell bench squats. It was a set of ten and I don't know if I ended up doing 50. 60 or 70 because the routine was rower, bench squats, v leg lift things, pushups, treadmill, rower, bench squats, other stuff I can't remember, repeat a bunch of times. Every round included the 10 bench squats. I felt fine when I left class, but yesterday each and every time I had to go from sitting to standing or reverse was torture. Today is much better, but ouch ouch ouch. Coach Mallory is going to hear about this Monday when I see her again.


askye - Jun 03, 2018 6:19:59 am PDT #3935 of 8219
Thrive to spite them

Steph thanks. There were a couple of different dvds and I was trying to figure out best one.


Hil R. - Jun 03, 2018 12:52:02 pm PDT #3936 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm trying to be helpful on a Facebook group for people using DNA tests to try to find their birth parents or other unknown relatives (usually either adoptees looking for birth parents, or people who know who their mother is but they're looking for their biological father.) I'm kind of amazed at how many times I'm hearing the story, "I took a DNA test just for fun, and it showed me that I'm 50% (or 25%) Jewish, and no one in my family is Jewish. Finally the family gossip told me that my mom (or grandma) had an affair with a Jewish doctor." It's always a doctor. I think I've talked to five different people in the past couple days who are descended from unknown Jewish doctors, and not one unknown Jewish father who had any other profession.

I'm also discovering just how difficult it is to write coherent sentences describing the different possibilities for how two people could be related.


Laura - Jun 03, 2018 1:31:13 pm PDT #3937 of 8219
Our wings are not tired.

My MIL was adopted and her birth father was Russian Jewish, not a doctor though! We are pretty sure we found him, but he didn't respond to the note she sent him. Oh well, pretty sure he is dead by now. I should have her do the DNA in case she has any siblings out there.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 03, 2018 2:55:03 pm PDT #3938 of 8219
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have an unknown father and I used to think he was Jewish because people looked at me and thought I was Jewish,and because I had reoccurring holocaust dreams. I did the DNA test and my dad was clearly of Italian extraction,like my mom said


Pix - Jun 03, 2018 4:54:07 pm PDT #3939 of 8219
The status is NOT quo.

Hil, that's what happened to my dad, whose DNA turned up 25% Jewish. He's from a very Catholic family. No stories of Jewish doctors; we suspect it may come from his Dutch ancestry and someone hiding their faith due to 19th century anti-semetism.


Hil R. - Jun 03, 2018 6:30:45 pm PDT #3940 of 8219
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

With the way that the DNA tests will compare your DNA to other people's, they can be used for finding biological parents as long as someone reasonably close to them has tested and has their real name on their account (or if a few people a bit further away have tested, but that takes a lot more work to figure out.) But the math of it is weird. I was just answering questions for someone where I was able to narrow it down to, "This person is either your half first cousin or your first cousin once removed," but then had to also explain what those terms meant, and I'm not sure that I explained it well enough that the person actually understood it.


NoiseDesign - Jun 03, 2018 7:44:49 pm PDT #3941 of 8219
Our wings are not tired

I keep meaning to do a DNA test.


lisah - Jun 04, 2018 4:05:23 am PDT #3942 of 8219
Punishingly Intricate

What's a half first cousin, Hil?