So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 30, 2018 3:31:51 pm PDT #3902 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm not just full of Hulk rage, I'm hangry. I didn't get dinner because not!son's GF showed up at 6:00 when I was thinking about what to make, and she's still fucking here. And I don't want to feed her dinner. So I'm still in the bedroom, hangry as hell and full of rage.


Dana - May 30, 2018 3:33:34 pm PDT #3903 of 8219
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Can Tim bring you something you can snack on? You've got every reason to be angry. You shouldn't have to also be hungry.


sj - May 30, 2018 3:35:13 pm PDT #3904 of 8219
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Can you make up an excuse to leave and take yourself out to dinner?


Steph L. - May 30, 2018 3:35:28 pm PDT #3905 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

If I go out there and ask him to bring me something, he'll just ask what I want to do for dinner, and I won't be able to answer "Eat it BY OURSELVES."

Though I might stomp through and get a box of crackers.


Steph L. - May 30, 2018 3:35:50 pm PDT #3906 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Can you make up an excuse to leave and take yourself out to dinner?

GF's van is blocking our driveway, because of course it is.


Steph L. - May 30, 2018 3:36:58 pm PDT #3907 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm also too gross and filthy to go out to eat, because I worked out this afternoon (ALSO why I'm fucking starving right now) and planned to shower before dinner.

I'm like, fire-hands angry. Like the kid in Deadpool 2.


Steph L. - May 30, 2018 3:37:29 pm PDT #3908 of 8219
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(My poor therapist. I compare all my issues to comic-book movie characters and then she has no idea what I mean.)


Dana - May 30, 2018 3:38:40 pm PDT #3909 of 8219
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Can you text him to bring you something specific? Sorry if this isn't helpful. When I get hangry, everything seems very complicated and not worth the effort.


Tom Scola - May 30, 2018 3:49:14 pm PDT #3910 of 8219
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

While Murderbiscuit is an awesome cat, I'm pretty sure that no one visits someone else just to pet their cat. She's visiting to cry for help, and/or to passive aggressively lash out at her boyfriend via Tim and you. Not that you have any responsibility to give her help. Again, I'm sorry you're in the middle of this.


meara - May 30, 2018 4:01:24 pm PDT #3911 of 8219

Or maybe she is legit having a bad moment and is trying to be around people and/or animals so she doesn't do anything stupid? There are definitely times where I would like nothing more than to just roll up to someone's house and say "I am here to pet your cat and be around a person so I don't do stupid things, you do not need to feed or entertain me". But I say that as someone who's having kind of a bad night right now and not as someone who feels trapped and hangry.