Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - May 21, 2018 4:04:04 pm PDT #3804 of 8218
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Hoping for a good resolution, Hil. Anemia~ma, then?

Jessica, I feel so bad for you! Shingles are evil.

sj, hoping you find a good sitter, and local mom friends.


sj - May 21, 2018 4:49:58 pm PDT #3805 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

For me it doesn't help that all the parents I meet are at least a decade younger than me.


Tom Scola - May 22, 2018 1:26:01 am PDT #3806 of 8218
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I'm mostly just feeling sorry for myself because I don't know how to make non-internet friends.

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Oh, for fucks sake. Malki has GOT to be lurking here.


Laura - May 22, 2018 2:58:46 am PDT #3807 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, for fucks sake. Malki has GOT to be lurking here.

Ha! Love it.

For me it doesn't help that all the parents I meet are at least a decade younger than me.

Having the kids when I was 38/40 I was often the age of the grandparents. Most of my friends are at least a decade younger than me. With the kids most parents I met after they were in school at open houses and school functions. I volunteered at school too which resulted in meeting more of them. DH coached and met many parents at practices and games.

Learn from my school volunteer experience! Don't do cafeteria! It is depressing to see the waste. I found literacy tutoring much more rewarding. Watching kids when they 'get it' and start to figure out reading is a joy that never gets old.


Jessica - May 22, 2018 4:43:43 am PDT #3808 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, for fucks sake. Malki has GOT to be lurking here.

So I...actually do have cards like that. I got them from Moo and they are adorable.

(The text is just my name and contact info on one side and "Hello new friend!" on the back. But, um.)


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 6:34:57 am PDT #3809 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Fuck. My landlord just stopped by and told me that the mess in my apartment is "unacceptable" and that it will attract rodents. It's cluttered, but there's no food left out or anything like that.


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 6:44:44 am PDT #3810 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I let him know a while ago that I'm going to be out of town for most of the summer, and he wants me to let him know a week before I go, so that he can do a walk-through and make sure that everything's up to his standards.


Laura - May 22, 2018 10:02:45 am PDT #3811 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Wow, Hil! That is really crazy. I hope that you have time this summer for apartment hunting.


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 10:20:23 am PDT #3812 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Not really, but I'll probably look for a new place for next year. And I am spending this afternoon cleaning, because that was my plan anyway. I've got stuff like some stacks of books on the floor next to a full bookshelf, and the clothes on the floor in my bedroom are getting out of hand (I'll even admit that one), but books don't attract any more rodents on the floor than they would on a shelf.


Hil R. - May 22, 2018 10:58:17 am PDT #3813 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ugh. And now my laundry was delivered from the laundry service, and it was definitely washed in scented detergent and scented fabric softener, even though my account says to use unscented everything. And I still haven't heard back from my doctor about the other blood test that she said she was waiting on.