Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!

'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 21, 2018 9:42:19 am PDT #3792 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

And since I feel like all I do is complain and annoy here, I'm having a pretty good day. I cleaned out anything suspect from the fridge, made a meal plan for the week, made a shopping list, and did 2 loads of laundry while sorting the rest.


Jessica - May 21, 2018 9:53:35 am PDT #3793 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I really wish I had family close by who I could depend on for babysitting. Or close friends, for that matter.


sj - May 21, 2018 9:55:18 am PDT #3794 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Mom comes once a week as do my inlaws, but sometimes a sitter is still necessary and easier.


Burrell - May 21, 2018 9:58:55 am PDT #3795 of 8218
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

how are you feeling, Jessica?


Jessica - May 21, 2018 10:32:36 am PDT #3796 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pretty crappy. Pain levels are way down from last week, but everything still hurts all the time and I'm always tired.


sj - May 21, 2018 10:43:56 am PDT #3797 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm sorry, Jess. I hope the kids are being kind to you.


Burrell - May 21, 2018 10:57:12 am PDT #3798 of 8218
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh, I'm sorry to hear that, Jess


Burrell - May 21, 2018 10:57:41 am PDT #3799 of 8218
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Although less pain is good, so there's that, but pain is pain


Jessica - May 21, 2018 10:58:07 am PDT #3800 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The kids are being AWESOME. I'm mostly just feeling sorry for myself because I don't know how to make non-internet friends. Moving out of Brooklyn was so good in so many ways, but I really miss having a network of mom friends to lean on. We have a great sitter, but it's not the same.


sj - May 21, 2018 11:00:28 am PDT #3801 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, awesome kids! Making new friends is hard. I wish I had a network of mom friends too. Luckily texting vw all day long keeps me saneish. But we don't live close enough to help each other out.