Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 19, 2018 9:23:21 am PDT #3543 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love that movie. And yeah, that line is all too relatable.


Glamcookie - Mar 19, 2018 9:29:29 am PDT #3544 of 8218
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Tep, we should hook your dad up with my emotionally needy, draining MiL.


Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2018 10:20:47 am PDT #3545 of 8218
Ann, that's a ferret.

Steph's father -- Glam's MiL -- my husband --

One more, and they can play bridge.


meara - Mar 19, 2018 10:34:11 am PDT #3546 of 8218

"Sorry I missed you, what's up" is a perfect response!!


aurelia - Mar 19, 2018 11:34:54 am PDT #3547 of 8218
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

One more, and they can play bridge.

My aunt could join in!


Nora Deirdre - Mar 19, 2018 12:01:33 pm PDT #3548 of 8218
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"How can I miss you when you won't go away?"


sj - Mar 19, 2018 3:46:21 pm PDT #3549 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We were watching some show once and a character said to their spouse something about how much the inlaws talk about their bathroom habits. TCG looked at me and said, "it's your family".


Laura - Mar 19, 2018 4:22:56 pm PDT #3550 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Ha! DH often calls me several times a day, and we both work and live together. And after 30 years he knows how fond I am of the phone. He is getting better about emailing or texting.

Corie: Did you miss me?
Paul: How could I? You called me seven times.

I had forgotten that! The best.


Katerina Bee - Mar 19, 2018 7:26:47 pm PDT #3551 of 8218
Herding cats for fun

Nosey person: where were you when I called?

Katie: directly above the center of the earth.


sj - Mar 20, 2018 7:54:43 am PDT #3552 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, can I take mucinex dm with Allegra or Benadryl?