Tep, we should hook your dad up with my emotionally needy, draining MiL.
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Mar 19, 2018 9:29:29 am PDT #3544 of 8218
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2018 10:20:47 am PDT #3545 of 8218
Ann, that's a ferret.
Steph's father -- Glam's MiL -- my husband --
One more, and they can play bridge.
meara - Mar 19, 2018 10:34:11 am PDT #3546 of 8218
"Sorry I missed you, what's up" is a perfect response!!
aurelia - Mar 19, 2018 11:34:54 am PDT #3547 of 8218
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
One more, and they can play bridge.
My aunt could join in!
Nora Deirdre - Mar 19, 2018 12:01:33 pm PDT #3548 of 8218
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
"How can I miss you when you won't go away?"
sj - Mar 19, 2018 3:46:21 pm PDT #3549 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We were watching some show once and a character said to their spouse something about how much the inlaws talk about their bathroom habits. TCG looked at me and said, "it's your family".
Laura - Mar 19, 2018 4:22:56 pm PDT #3550 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.
Ha! DH often calls me several times a day, and we both work and live together. And after 30 years he knows how fond I am of the phone. He is getting better about emailing or texting.
Corie: Did you miss me?
Paul: How could I? You called me seven times.
I had forgotten that! The best.
Katerina Bee - Mar 19, 2018 7:26:47 pm PDT #3551 of 8218
Herding cats for fun
Nosey person: where were you when I called?
Katie: directly above the center of the earth.
sj - Mar 20, 2018 7:54:43 am PDT #3552 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Teppy, can I take mucinex dm with Allegra or Benadryl?
Steph L. - Mar 20, 2018 8:51:35 am PDT #3553 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Yup. The "DM" part is a cough suppressant, and mucinex is an expectorant, so there's nothing in there that would double you up on antihistamines if you took Benadryl or Allegra.
Side note, since this is the season of allergies: you really can take the "24-hour" antihistamines (Allegra, Zyrtex, Claritin) twice a day if your allergies are really bad. Don't do it forever, but for a short period, it's fine. Sometimes allergies need an extra kick in the ass.