'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2018 11:32:23 am PST #3379 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

...as long as you still love US.


Atropa - Feb 20, 2018 11:35:16 am PST #3380 of 8218
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You peeps are my favorites. I would not set you on fire. Everyone else is on a case by case basis.

I just soothed my rage by buying the limited edition pastel goth makeup box from Wet n' Wild. Sparkly makeup with skulls? Eyeliner named "pink coffin"? Yes, I'm a target market, and I'm fine with that.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2018 11:42:06 am PST #3381 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Awesome Doctor is calling in steroids, and said if they don't help, then he wants to see me.

Here come the munchies!


Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2018 12:39:51 pm PST #3382 of 8218
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

May everyone's misery be soothed! In the most appropriate manner. Except for Atropa, who deserves to become a Firestarter, which isn't appropriate but would be funny.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 12:40:28 pm PST #3383 of 8218
brillig

There are reasons she's not allowed a flamethrower.


billytea - Feb 20, 2018 12:42:52 pm PST #3384 of 8218
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There are reasons she's not allowed a flamethrower.

She's being kept down by The Man. The Burning Man.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 1:36:02 pm PST #3385 of 8218
brillig

God, I love you, bt.


billytea - Feb 20, 2018 1:36:43 pm PST #3386 of 8218
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, you're only human.


Atropa - Feb 20, 2018 1:54:34 pm PST #3387 of 8218
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Again I will point out that I have never accidentally set anything or anyone on fire.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 2:01:54 pm PST #3388 of 8218
brillig

I think the word everyone is focusing on is "accidentally" and not being reassured.