You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2018 11:42:06 am PST #3381 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Awesome Doctor is calling in steroids, and said if they don't help, then he wants to see me.

Here come the munchies!


Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2018 12:39:51 pm PST #3382 of 8218
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

May everyone's misery be soothed! In the most appropriate manner. Except for Atropa, who deserves to become a Firestarter, which isn't appropriate but would be funny.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 12:40:28 pm PST #3383 of 8218
brillig

There are reasons she's not allowed a flamethrower.


billytea - Feb 20, 2018 12:42:52 pm PST #3384 of 8218
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There are reasons she's not allowed a flamethrower.

She's being kept down by The Man. The Burning Man.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 1:36:02 pm PST #3385 of 8218
brillig

God, I love you, bt.


billytea - Feb 20, 2018 1:36:43 pm PST #3386 of 8218
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, you're only human.


Atropa - Feb 20, 2018 1:54:34 pm PST #3387 of 8218
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Again I will point out that I have never accidentally set anything or anyone on fire.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 2:01:54 pm PST #3388 of 8218
brillig

I think the word everyone is focusing on is "accidentally" and not being reassured.


EpicTangent - Feb 20, 2018 2:35:09 pm PST #3389 of 8218
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I think the word everyone is focusing on is "accidentally" and not being reassured.

Just so long as we remain the "Us" in her "Us & Them", we should be fine. Right, Atropa? Nice Atropa. Pretty Atropa. Atropa that we are wise enough to stay on the good side of.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 2:52:05 pm PST #3390 of 8218
brillig

And stay out of the line of sight between her and any Atropa-fonts.