Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - May 24, 2017 1:08:39 pm PDT #322 of 8194
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

beekaytee, I just checked (Chrome, Windows) and saw it ... ack! it's awful!


beekaytee - May 24, 2017 1:37:13 pm PDT #323 of 8194
Compassionately intolerant

Thanks Toddson. There really must be something wrong with the server. She still can't see it. Thankfully, she's invested enough to check at home later.


EpicTangent - May 24, 2017 1:45:35 pm PDT #324 of 8194
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Visible on my work desktop on IE, beekaytee.

Also, holy cow! I really hope you see some results REALLY soon.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 3:05:41 pm PDT #325 of 8194
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I hope the reporter does check it out and lights a fire under your landlord's ass.


beekaytee - May 24, 2017 3:40:31 pm PDT #326 of 8194
Compassionately intolerant

That would be awesome.

I reached out to my local elected official who promised big things and has done fuck all.

It's a straight up telenovella around these parts.

I've been in the emergency room 3 times in the last 11 days. Really. It's been rough.

The doc gave me a script for a cream that ended up costing me $97 that's with insurance. I tried so hard to get them to give me something else. But, in the end, the stuff made of unicorn tears actually worked. So, that's about the biggest upside at the moment.


Zenkitty - May 24, 2017 4:27:37 pm PDT #327 of 8194
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My sister's internet is so slow only one device can be on at one time. In order to stream Netflix we have to shut down our computers. This is nuts. How can they live like this? Oh, the humanity...

Obviously, I'm the only one here who cares.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 4:34:09 pm PDT #328 of 8194
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm glad it's helping, bonny.


Zenkitty - May 24, 2017 5:13:40 pm PDT #329 of 8194
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They watch Netflix every night and they still don't know how to use the remote.

I feel like I'm hanging out with my parents, not my sister and her bf.

I guess I have to start talking in emojis, heavy sighs, and eyerolls.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 5:44:53 pm PDT #330 of 8194
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh boy. Then again I have definitely gotten to the point with tech-y stuff that learning another new thing annoys rather than delights. As witness me referring to the Ricoh multifunction printer at work as The Monstrosity and needing a service call in order to figure out how to use the fax function.


sj - May 24, 2017 5:46:23 pm PDT #331 of 8194
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Molars are evil. It's going to be a long night.