Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - May 24, 2017 4:27:37 pm PDT #327 of 8185
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My sister's internet is so slow only one device can be on at one time. In order to stream Netflix we have to shut down our computers. This is nuts. How can they live like this? Oh, the humanity...

Obviously, I'm the only one here who cares.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 4:34:09 pm PDT #328 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm glad it's helping, bonny.


Zenkitty - May 24, 2017 5:13:40 pm PDT #329 of 8185
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They watch Netflix every night and they still don't know how to use the remote.

I feel like I'm hanging out with my parents, not my sister and her bf.

I guess I have to start talking in emojis, heavy sighs, and eyerolls.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 5:44:53 pm PDT #330 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh boy. Then again I have definitely gotten to the point with tech-y stuff that learning another new thing annoys rather than delights. As witness me referring to the Ricoh multifunction printer at work as The Monstrosity and needing a service call in order to figure out how to use the fax function.


sj - May 24, 2017 5:46:23 pm PDT #331 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Molars are evil. It's going to be a long night.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 5:48:30 pm PDT #332 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Parenting is not for the faint of heart.


sj - May 24, 2017 5:53:10 pm PDT #333 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Zen, every time I leave ltc with either my mother or inlaws, I have to show them how to turn on the TV and find Sesame Street on the DVR. Every.time.


Zenkitty - May 24, 2017 6:56:32 pm PDT #334 of 8185
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Every.time.

exaggerated grunt, eyeroll, heavy sigh

Ricoh multifunction printer

hands WS a baseball bat


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 7:05:56 pm PDT #335 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Don't tempt me.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2017 7:06:58 pm PDT #336 of 8185
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Wait, does that mean maybe my brain hasn't lost elasticity? Could it be that the real problem is The Monstrosity?